If Valentine's Day Cards Told The Truth
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#15 TheMayor
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#14 Pendragn32
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#13 poochandi
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#12 bunker6
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#11 Quagmar
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#10 Matt Gallagher
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#9 R.Matey
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#8 Quagmar
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#7 wallaceofspades
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#6 Senor_Taco
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#5 Tim Cameron,Betty Gluckin
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#4 Sanchez .
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#3 bunker6
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#2 Sanchez .
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#1 Unept
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#5 makes me uncomfortable as f**k because I used to be like that. I even gave the dude a card on his birthday, though it didn't have a creepy message in it, just itunes vouchers and stuff. Still feel horrible though.
ReplyI could give #14 to every girl I have dated
Reply#2 is sad.
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1 was awesome.
ReplyNo, violets are violet.
Reply1 sucked
ReplyOk, guess I'm a horrible person, but #2 was my favorite. Still laughing about that. The truth is totally funny, man, that guy has No. Idea. Bwaahahahahaaaa!!!!
Reply#7 is great.
Reply#2 was an absolute masterpiece. Funny? Not by a long shot. Brilliant? Without a doubt.
Reply#2 was spot on, it's annoying when chicks do crap like that.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesYou think guys don't do that too? You must not know very many humans.
I'm not really sure where I ever said guys don't do it too. You must not know how to read.
Well you're clearly implying it's not annoying when dudes do crap like that. Although my question is, what crap do you mean exactly? Settle for someone you can have when you can't have who you want? Not loving someone as much as they love you? There's very little the letter-writer does that she could do different, as far as I can see.
I thought these were going to be funny! #2 just made me really sad. I kinda need a hug.
ReplyI know a Tim Cameron who sits in front of me in English and one seat behind me to the left in Biology... the answer is no I'm afraid - I'm already set on the guy who sits in front of me in Biology and one seat behind me to the left in English. But I'm keeping the hair... f**k you that's why!
ReplyGiven that (using myself as a control group) people tend to masturbate with the same hand they type with, number 13 seems to be one of those souls who sends themselves a valentines card. Hello kindred spirit!
ReplyI type with both of my hands at the same time. Am I masturbating wrong?
Number 2 was awesome. I felt that one.
ReplyIn the simpsons, lisa gives ralph a card that says i choo choo choose you hahaha #15
Reply#3 is the best
ReplyI would actually consider giving #1 to someone, it's funny and sort of lovable in a quirky way.
ReplyJust make sure you don't use names of anyone she knows you think is hot, or she will destroy you with her anger.
i kept reading, reading, reading and reading through all the words and more words in #2, sure that there'd be a nice payoff or punchline, & it flopped like a fish in a bucket. awful.
ReplyWhat did you do to Honey Badger???
#7 for the win. #2 for the epic fail. Depressing does not = funny.
ReplySo my sadistic qualities aren't shared by everyone?
#15 is the best
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