5 Animals We Should Be Eating [CHART]
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Australia already eats its coat of arms (Kangaroo and Emu), so you Yanks should eat those bald eagles.
ReplyI was just about to say the same thing. Kangaroo is delicious! So is crocodile, if you cook it right
I think it`s cute how the panda is hiding behind the Mechadolphin :)
ReplyPandas are not bears. Hate me, but it's true.
ReplyDoesn't make this chart less funny, just sayin'.
I think we should eat anything we kill, even force-feed it as punishment. People who euthanize pets should be forced to eat the corpses, murderers should consume their victims, exterminators should live off bugs & rats, bad drivers should be force-fed their roadkill, sexually irresponsible couples should eat their aborted fetuses.
ReplyUm...excuse me sirma'am, how twisted r u?
Haha, f*****g hippies... Or trolls, hard to tell, but if crazy were a currency you would be very wealthy.
Komodo Dragons? See "The Freshman" with Matthew Broderick and Marlon Brando for great Komodo Dragon Recipes.
ReplyCute. I laughed.
ReplyThis article was entirely funny. And now I want some meatloaf. Both kinds.
ReplyPETA. Representing useless animals that were on their way out anyway.
ReplyDo you realize if we served animals like panda in restaurants we'd actually be saving them? People would be raising them left and right instead of crying at the zoo and being manipulated to give money to save them.
how would people be raising them u cant get them to breed
Answer: Industry is much more efficient at getting things done than hippie animal enthusiasts; Albeit in terrible terrible (damage) ways. Think: Industrial chicken farms. But you know what? f**k pandas. They got it coming.
what about cats? more then enough people hate cats.
ReplyFor one thing,cats are awesomer than you'll ever be.Two,you'd be attacked by hoards of internet people;it has happened before.
NOT THE PANDA D;
ReplyI'd eat a Panda.
Replyf**k those guys.
Humans:There's plenty to go around.
ReplyBetter yet, stupid people.
I'm all about Rhesus Pieces.
Replylol that f*****g manatee has this look on his face like "why are you looking at me like that guys? .......guys?"
ReplyThat movie looks awesome.
ReplyThe Echo-Mech is the greatest thing I've ever seen. I like how there's a bald eagle perched on his shoulder for safety.
ReplyNo! No no no! We are not eating all the manatees! They are too damn cute!
Replynot half as cute as the pandas
Love that picture of "MeatLoaf" !! LOL
ReplyThat dolphin movie must be made!
ReplyWould it be anything like that smart shark movie with Samuel L Jackson?
For me, it's orangutan or nothing.
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