White Ninja Badly Misunderstands an Old Wives Tale
In case you're not familiar with White Ninja, they've been named one of the funniest comics on the web by the foremost authority on the subject.
Check out White Ninjas from weeks past wherein White Ninja Was a Wind-Up Doll, White Ninja is Hunted by A Retarded Bird, White Ninja Was (Mistaken for) A Wise Guru and White Ninja Was The World's Worst Hall Monitor or weeks even before that whence White Ninja Made Two Questionable Decisions, White Ninja Asked a Pertinent Question, White Ninja Tried to Pee His Pants and White Ninja Saved a Life. And who can forget when we found out that White Ninja's Odor is a Problem and what was learned when White Ninja Spent the Weekend at the Lake. And head to the official site for enough White Ninja Comics to keep you not doing shit all day.
It's like... it was almost funny, but then... it wasn't.
ReplyHaha! Love WN. :D
ReplyKempnerius, its not that i did not get that you guys didn't need someone to explain white ninja to you all. I got that, believe me, but it was more like i was put on this earth to be a sack of shit where ever i find myself, and i have found myself here.
Replyoh, and on a total separate note. white ninja and allother webcomics fall under the heading of 'art'. believe it or not.even booger sculptures and postage stamps are art as well.whether you or me or anyone else "likes" a piece of art, no matter how insignificant or unimportant or inane said art is, or even if we love or hate it makes no difference . its not about whether you like it or not, its about you seeing it. i know it sounds weird, i couldnt grasp that for a long time myself.
This is the second time White Ninja has slightly amused me. Not a very good batting average, yet just enough to keep me clicking in the hopes that it won't suck. (Those hopes are almost always dashed.)
Reply0_o White ninja has a son!?? If ever there was a case for a mandatory vasectomy...
Replythis shit sucks. and why wasn't there a round up on Saturday? I woke up on Saturday afternoon all excited to read the round up and there was no fucking round up! Please tell me somebody just fucked up this week and they're not discontinuing the round up.
ReplyPeople say Garfield is redundant, but Garfield uses three different punchlines (Jon is a depressed loser, Garfield is a fat jerk, Garfield does stereotypical cat things) whereas White Ninja is mostly "White Ninja acts foolishly." Even as absurdist humor, it's pretty weak.
ReplyEh, could be better. This is one of their more retarded ones. But it can get good.
ReplyI'm truly sorry to everyone who complains about white ninja, because it's evident that you don't understand the nature of humor. Unforunately, such knowledge isn't necessary for the appreciation of said humor, but it does limit your acceptance of things that aren't personally funny. This, "O my brothers", is called absurdist humor. It's not clever, its not witty, its just stupid for the sake of stupid. There's even a joke about how to appreciate white ninja comics on the site, they can continue to claim that its sincere, but they're trying to do the equivelant of selling bullshit to asshole.
ReplyThis may well be the best one they've ever made.
ReplyIt's still quite mediocre yet, but with valiant effort, this comic might just make it there in a few years.
Fuck this shit.
ReplyI'm gonna go read that owl one. I'm that goddamn desperate. Just not desperate to read Seanbaby.
You know they post this BECAUSE so many people hate it right? It's probably an inside joke or something.
Replygod damn trolls.
ReplyLeperkhan, the problem is not that we didn't catch the reference. The humor here is not a multi-layered bit of humor, wrought with wit, irony, and cutting satire that lambasts obscure politicians.
ReplyThis is not the fucking Cannes Film Festival, it's White Ninja. It doesn't need an interpreter, it needs new authors, new art, a new name, new concept, new characters, and then needs to be canceled because it's irrevocably tainted by how terrible it is now. The only thing sadder than the fact that not just one, but TWO people work on this and can't create something even marginally amusing, ever, is the fact that there are people stupid enough to like it.
The funniest thing about White Ninja is that it apparently takes two people to write it.
ReplyAhhh, It just gets better every week! I think I might buy the new WN book, if its out.
ReplyNow this is somewhat funny. You kind of have to read it in a funny voice and think of a funny person saying it and you can get a laugh. I know it's a lot of work but I'm just looking at the bright side.
ReplyLCL: see my previous post.. ;)
ReplyThat was kinda funny. If it was marginally funny like this more often, it might justify it being on this website. Might.
ReplySeriously... Why the FUCK is this shit still around?! GOD DAMMIT!!!
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