White Ninja Is a Wind-Up Doll
In case you're not familiar with White Ninja, they've been named one of the funniest comics on the web by the foremost authority on the subject.

Check out White Ninjas from weeks past wherein White Ninja is Hunted by A Retarded Bird, White Ninja Was (Mistaken for) A Wise Guru and White Ninja Was The World's Worst Hall Monitor or weeks even before that whence White Ninja Made Two Questionable Decisions, White Ninja Asked a Pertinent Question, White Ninja Tried to Pee His Pants and White Ninja Saved a Life. And who can forget when we found out that White Ninja's Odor is a Problem and what was learned when White Ninja Spent the Weekend at the Lake. And head to the official site for enough White Ninja Comics to keep you not doing shit all day.









I like savage chicken better
ReplyIt was funnier when I thought WN was flicking the guy off in the 5th frame. And by funnier, I mean how before it wasn't funny at all. Well, back to hoping someday these will make me laugh...
Replywebcomics in general suck.
Replydoes maturity make you an idiot... because this was hilarious and white nina rules.... so i think you're all idiots... with retard wives and stuff...
ReplyI know all you kiddies find poorly drawn, humorless cartoons funny, but I don't. I guess I'm not def or fresh enough to find a line drawing of a sausage in a condom side-splittingly hee-larious. I'm also over the age of five, so I don't consider a pee pee joke to be the pinnacle of incisive wit. Only in the age of the internet would this drivel find its brain dead audience.
ReplyIs it bad that I can never get what's funny about these weird web comics? Can someone explain to me why this is funny? Maybe it's some obscure pop culture reference or social satire. I don't get Daisy Owl either.
ReplyI know this has been said before, but willikers! Why don't Cracked post the good Daisy Owls! The ones they put up are almost as bad as this weird drivel, while the good ones are xkcd-level excellence, at least sometimes.
ReplyMaybe white ninja thinks it is a joke when he posts bad jokes on a humour site that is rumored to be bad? or he might just suck.
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Replylet's just say that in the last frame, white ninja was very happy.
ReplyI hate this strip and yet I have to read it each time there is an update . . .
ReplyThe title should be - White Ninja is a shitty comic that needs to end
ReplyI love you white ninja, I really do. You are THE funniest, most unique webcomic on the internet (right next to PBFcomics). For this reason you confuse me as to why you have to submit your worst comics to Cracked. I noticed this happened last time too. Maybe just a link to the website would work better?
Replylolol
ReplySadly enough, I've been visiting the white ninja website and most strips there are hilarious. It seems as if Cracked picks the very worst ones on purpose.
ReplyThough I do have to admit, moving your hands in different axes is a good example of coordination.
ReplyUgh.
ReplyThe first 4 panels actually slightly amused me, but then the last two panels were just stupid. White Ninja needs to learn to quit when its ahead.
Replymeh, it was ok I guess
ReplyIt's ok...
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