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White Ninja Is (Mistaken For) A Wise Guru

By Kent Earle, Scott Bevan March 8, 2009 33,201 views
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In case you're not familiar with White Ninja, they've been named one of the funniest comics on the web by the foremost authority on the subject.


Check out White Ninjas from weeks past wherein White Ninja Meets The Girl of His Dreams (And Blows It) and White Ninja Was The World's Worst Hall Monitor or weeks even before that whence White Ninja Made Two Questionable Decisions, White Ninja Asked a Pertinent Question, White Ninja Tried to Pee His Pants and White Ninja Saved a Life. And who can forget when we found out that White Ninja's Odor is a Problem and what was learned when White Ninja Spent the Weekend at the Lake. And head to the official site for enough White Ninja Comics to keep you not doing shit all day.



Best wet t-shirt show ever! Giggity

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3/9/2009 9:28:13 PM
dalekiloveyou

The White Ninja strps aren't really my favorite, but I have to admit, this one was funny.

3/9/2009 9:14:06 PM
That_Eeyore

http://instantcrickets.com/

3/9/2009 6:54:15 PM
splainintodo

pissflaps... that is all.

3/9/2009 5:41:48 PM
milky_joe

archaon, i'm sure cracked will understand that you find white ninja's humor "not that mature" and try to right that wrong.

funny strip btw

3/9/2009 5:27:59 PM
badmojo

Tight. well done white ninja.

3/9/2009 4:22:31 PM
Impure

It's "King of the hill" that's how stupid this strip is

3/9/2009 3:49:08 PM
CreepyOldMan

This one wasn't bad, but there must be better comics on the internet, right? And to whomever said that Daisy Owl is bad, I say that YOU are bad. Bad at not being an idiot.

3/9/2009 3:29:33 PM
JimTarbuck

IT WAS RATHER AMUSING
/English Accent

3/9/2009 3:04:55 PM
DraconianKing

Haha!

3/9/2009 12:41:06 PM
TheJohn04

still better than daisy owl.

3/9/2009 12:25:00 PM
mr_izan

uhh. please take him away. it's not entertaining, it's not funny, it looks like a 9 year old decided to piss about in ms paint for 5 minutes, and the humour isn't even that mature

3/9/2009 10:30:02 AM
Archaon6044

Why doesn't White Ninja have hands and feet?

3/9/2009 10:13:25 AM
locodiablo

Seriously, Cracked, take WN out behind the woodshed. My vote is that you replace it with Wondermark.

3/9/2009 8:42:59 AM
thebyron

any pr is good pr i guess.

3/9/2009 6:37:15 AM
domtrack

this is the funniest white ninja has ever been, that's not a compliment
i genuinely believe that there will never be a funnier white ninja than this, and it didn't make me smile, i wanted to, i really did

3/9/2009 6:18:37 AM
barnstormer

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3/9/2009 3:25:07 AM
Grace66

God not White Ninja again. Taking retarded to new levels.

3/9/2009 12:23:22 AM
piscesiscariot

i never noticed it before, but the first 2 panels made me realize that white ninja looks like a dong.

3/8/2009 10:42:05 PM
sethesthesia

Well, that was a complete surprise... White Ninja's intended demographic: children who play King of the Hill.

This f*****g turd of a strip sucks fupa-juice.

3/8/2009 10:12:16 PM
anatinus
Cracked stuff on