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White Ninja Meets The Girl of His Dreams (And Blows It)

By Kent Earle, Scott Bevan March 1, 2009 53,696 views
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In case you're not familiar with White Ninja, they've been named one of the funniest comics on the web by the foremost authority on the subject.


Check out White Ninjas from weeks past wherein White Ninja Was The World's Worst Hall Monitor, White Ninja Made Two Questionable Decisions, White Ninja Asked a Pertinent Question, White Ninja Tried to Pee His Pants and White Ninja Got Rabies or weeks even before that whence White Ninja Played it Safe and White Ninja Saved a Life. And who can forget when we found out that White Ninja's Odor is a Problem and what was learned when White Ninja Spent the Weekend at the Lake. Or head to the official site for enough White Ninja Comics to keep you not doing shit all day.



I'm not sure if you are aware of this, no one gives a s**t that no one gives a s**t.

4/5/2009 7:35:08 PM
LordGin

I'm not sure if you are aware of this, no one gives a s**t if you like it or not.

3/12/2009 5:31:40 PM
magicalpants

I know this is old but...

"is sniff a punchline?"
You have a Ctrl+Alt+Del avatar, and you're using it unironicly.
YOUR OPINION IS INFERIOR.

3/6/2009 5:36:04 PM
EpicFailComic

yeah...you know, i'm pretty sure that this rebuttal has been used several times before, but it doesn't seem to sink in: if you don't like white ninja, don't click on it. I'm pretty sure the guys at WNC don't have some sort of mind control device forcing you to read. But, if you recognize that statement and continue to dick-slap white ninja, then you obviously have nothing better to do than read webcomics that you think suck. I think that's funny, in a sad sad way. Maybe you should get a dog?

on a lighter note...WHOOOOO WHITE NINJA!

3/6/2009 1:49:42 PM
sofakinsikman

Stay strong white ninja...people are too hateful to see

3/3/2009 1:23:57 AM
TheAuthor1

Someone from white ninja must be f*****g someone from cracked.com

3/2/2009 10:51:51 PM
mikegroome

Thats not funny. There is no humor there.

I enjoyed the first WN i saw on Cracked. None since then have been as good, although they didnt deserve the flaming they got... but what happened here?

3/2/2009 9:48:14 PM
ajaxender

so, so so so terrible. I wish the cracked editors would listen to the overwhelming tide of hatred toward this comic and banish it form this site once and for all

3/2/2009 8:27:58 PM
juicymale

So lame...

3/2/2009 7:58:56 PM
piscesiscariot

The only time I laughed when reading a WN comic was when I noticed he looks like a penis.

3/2/2009 7:17:08 PM
SHO

its easily understood just epic-ally pathetic.what happened to the mindless ,violent and FUNNY white ninja i used to know?

3/2/2009 6:33:06 PM
bigboykjo

@whosthatguy:
Oh, I get the comic. I just find it mindblowingly stupid. The "elitists" who enjoy this comic are they themselves as stupid.
I get the jokes, they just aren't funny.

3/2/2009 5:29:57 PM
Cigar

Damn that was terrible. I'm retreating to read Daisy Owl now.

3/2/2009 4:02:21 PM
Parsat

WN you make me cry :(

3/2/2009 3:32:32 PM
bigboykjo

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3/2/2009 2:39:53 PM
justinmm

..and whenever a new WN is up, it's an opportunity for passive-aggressives to safely vent the frustration caused by all the rude people and s****y drivers they run into all week, by fuming at a comic's poor quality, which is coincidentally the comic's gimmick.

3/2/2009 1:26:27 PM
nerv

@watchtower
i would love to kill white ninja my character is yellow yellow can so kill white ninja

3/2/2009 10:04:26 AM
shnkrnryn

I did chuckle at the 5th panel....I'm chuckling right now in fact

3/2/2009 8:20:50 AM
yuma_bill

Accurate abbreviated title of this post:
"White Ninja...Blows...."

3/2/2009 7:40:25 AM
thebyron

@whoisthatguy: You are wrong man. White Ninja is actually really popular and has been for years, so it has nothing to do with being part of an elite, it has to do with people supporting something they enjoy...

3/2/2009 7:18:10 AM
Dane
Cracked stuff on