Jean-Claude Van Damme

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The Return of Jean-Claude Van Damme: Dark, Meaningful, Splits!

Well, Jean-Claude is done being a naked-bunned karate puppet for big money. He wants dark and meaningful roles that stretch his acting ability. So rather than joining Hollywood\'s Greatest Cast Ever Assembled, Jean-Claude made the 4th sequel to a movie about zombie super soldiers that ignores the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd sequels and is set in the ruins o

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