Jean-Claude Van Damme
To call Jean-Claude Van Damme's career interesting would be like calling Salt Bae's food “lightly seasoned.” The splits-doing, spin-kicking action star was very nearly a Zoidberg-looking Predator, a late casting scratch that's a legendary part of a legendary movie without even being in the movie. Van Damme made Timecop, a modern masterpiece, and later, well, Jean-Claude Van Damme got a bunch on a dancing TV show. What a highlight reel of a life that guy has.
The Predator Was Almost A Spin-Kicking Zoidberg (Played By Jean-Claude Van Damme) (VIDEO)
The original Predator could have been 10x better if they'd stuck with Jean-Claude Van Damme in a Zoidberg suit doing spin kicks!
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5 5 Action Movie Stars' Lamest IRL Moments
Sometimes there are no screenwriters to blame ...
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5 'Tough' Movie Characters (That Looked Like Dopes)
These actions stars were so bad at being badass, they were just ass.
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- By E. Reid Ross, James Kinneen, Peter I. Santiago, Brad LaCour
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'The Predator' Has a Crazy Cameo Everyone Missed
There's a deep cut meta joke cameo in Shane Black's 'The Predator' that we all missed.
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4 Reasons Timecop is a Modern Masterpiece
Are you ready to experience the totality that is Timecop? If you are, here are four things to keep in mind.
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The Return of Jean-Claude Van Damme: Dark, Meaningful, Splits!
Well, Jean-Claude is done being a naked-bunned karate puppet for big money. He wants dark and meaningful roles that stretch his acting ability. So rather than joining Hollywood\'s Greatest Cast Ever Assembled, Jean-Claude made the 4th sequel to a movie about zombie super soldiers that ignores the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd sequels and is set in the ruins o
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