Elon Musk
Accumulating wealth is a corrupting endeavor, corroding one's soul and making it easy to casually harm others and shirk societal responsibility.
Wait a second, what were we talking about? Blacked out there for a second. Tech billionaire Elon Musk is very good at comedy. Frequently, getting to know tech billionaires means hating tech billionaires, but Elon Musk's comedic sensibilities make him different. Remember Dogefather? Dude totally pwned the SEC, got so many lulz. And bro, Elon Musk is great for gamers. It's so refreshing to have a billionaire who just gets it, you know?
Elon Musk Could Bring 'Jurassic Park' To Life With Genetically Engineered Dinosaurs, Partner Says
We shouldn't have to tell you why this is a bad idea.
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16 'Space Karen' Elon Musk Is Now Officially Tesla's 'Technoking'
Here's what you need to know about Elon's, erm, Musk-y new title.
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Don’t Try This At Home: 12 Non-Comic Celebrities Who Took A Stab At Comedy
Think you’re funnier than the cast on SNL? So did these celebs, who mostly found out otherwise.
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4 Reasons Tech Titans Went From Gods To Garbage
It's hard to enforce the great man theory when that great man won't stop complaining on Twitter.
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Did 'Space Karen' Elon Musk Kill Jamie Lynn Spears' Cats?
Move over, Mark Zuckeberg -- Elon Musk has a new internet foe.
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'Space Karen' Elon Musk Blames Fellow Billionaire, Mark Zuckerberg For Deadly Capitol Attack
Zuck won't be happy about this one ...
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5 Rich People That Wealth Made Weird
Sometimes an excess of money gives you a bad case of brain worms.
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The Internet Roasts Elon Musk For Being A 'Space Karen'
Not all Karens have the manager's number on speed dial. Some of them are actually just billionaire tech bros with a penchant for space travel and hyperloop technology.
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4 Crazed Ways Tech Companies Made People's Lives Hell
Spoilers: Elon Musk
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- By Adam Wears
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Mickey Rourke Wants To Fight Elon Musk (For Johnny Depp's Honor)
Kids, stay off of social media or a celebrity might threaten to kick your ass.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Greatest Twitter Hack In History Amounts To A Dumb Bitcoin Scam
These hackers got an A+ on the execution, but a real F- on the idea.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Ayn Rand Stans, Like Elon Musk, Sure Seem To Love Government Assistance
Atlas Mooched
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Lilly Wachowski Blasts Elon Musk 'Red Pill' Tweet
Did Elon Musk & Ivanka Trump just not watch the second half of the movie?
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Elon Musk Is An Annoying Dr. Manhattan
“The superman exists and he's the son of a South African emerald mine baron."
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- By Luis Prada
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Why Aren't More Tech People Like 'MySpace Tom'?
What's the best life you could actually live as a rich person?
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