Mickey Rourke Wants To Fight Elon Musk (For Johnny Depp's Honor)
Earlier this month, we asked, "Has anybody seen Mickey Rourke?" It truly was a mystery what in the hell Mickey Rourke has been up to, but now we finally have the answer to that question and that answer is challenging Elon Musk to a fight on Instagram:
Elon Musk denies the affair occurring, but upon hearing that Depp wrote a text message about Elon saying, "I'll show him things he's never seen before like the other side of his d**k when I slice it off," Elon decided to challenge Depp to a cage match as one does.
So now we're back to Mickey Rourke, who stepped in to defend his friend, Depp. This isn't the first time Rourke has gone to bat for Depp. Rourke spoke out on behalf of Johnny Depp all the way back in 2016, referring to Depp as "not a violent guy" after the initial abuse allegations were levied against him. So it makes sense then that Rourke would take to the mat in the place of his allegedly non-violent friend, and that's how you end up with the divorce of two people, causing an entirely different set of seemingly unrelated people to potentially bare-knuckle brawl inside of a cage. Kramer vs. Kramer would have been even more interesting with an Ali vs. Frazier undercard.
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