17Entry by T. S. Obiech
16Entry by SkotLooney
Death is lurking around every corner. Like, seriously -- none of you are safe. Mother nature, outer space, safety lessons, survival tips -- all of them have a hidden agenda to make you into a carcass.
So as part of our state mandated community service, we enlisted our readers to help us help you survive this cold, unforgiving planet. The winner is below, but first the runners up.
Congrats, Chan Teik Onn. You win money.
Welcome to Monsters 101. No sharpening wooden stakes in class.
We know a ton of details about these cases, but still can't solve them.
This is what the passage of time looks like.