17Entry by T. S. Obiech
16Entry by SkotLooney
Death is lurking around every corner. Like, seriously -- none of you are safe. Mother nature, outer space, safety lessons, survival tips -- all of them have a hidden agenda to make you into a carcass.
So as part of our state mandated community service, we enlisted our readers to help us help you survive this cold, unforgiving planet. The winner is below, but first the runners up.