17Entry by T. S. Obiech
16Entry by SkotLooney
Death is lurking around every corner. Like, seriously -- none of you are safe. Mother nature, outer space, safety lessons, survival tips -- all of them have a hidden agenda to make you into a carcass.
So as part of our state mandated community service, we enlisted our readers to help us help you survive this cold, unforgiving planet. The winner is below, but first the runners up.
Congrats, Chan Teik Onn. You win money.
Sometimes you play the role. Sometimes the role plays you.
We’re not just different. We’re bizarrely different.
Your next tweet could spawn an entire extended universe.
Wonder if we can sue for emotional damages.