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Gruesome Horror Stories The History Books Left Out
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Ryan Menezes
Jacopo della Quercia
Your history textbook is full of drama, political intrigue, even romance. But there's one genre they seem to go out of their way to leave out: terrifying, underwear-ruining horror. And trust us, there's easily a pants-load of it. If it's true that those who cannot remember the past are doomed to repeat it, then for the love of God, please pay close attention to the following. Or don't, if you ever want to sleep again.
Graphic Content Warning (Obviously)
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