Weird, Real Advice From Your Weird, Real Dad

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If it weren't for our dads, we wouldn't be here. We also wouldn't be as confused. Well-intended as they may be, fathers have a way of dispensing steaming advice nuggets that are at best baffling and at worst dangerous.

Here are some of the least helpful pieces of advice your actual dads actually gave you. With thanks to burritomouth, whose suggestion for this contest was good advice.

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

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Entry by Sonny Time

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Entry by AmyanBridi

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

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Entry by CornishPlasty

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

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Entry by Kristina Yong

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Entry by LAJL

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Entry by LAJL

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Entry by Kristina Yong

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Entry by Busteq

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Entry by Busteq

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Entry by nomination

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

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Entry by LAJL

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Entry by CornishPlasty

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Entry by JadeCampbell

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