Advice

The Earliest Movies Had No Characters, And Audiences Didn't Care
The first movies had more in common philosophically with Instagram than, say, Jurassic Park.
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- By William Kuechenberg
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The Magical Glue That Holds Movies Together: Editing
Editing: it's necessary in all films, uh, right? Right?
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- By William Kuechenberg
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Why All Movies And Shows Follow A Three-Act Structure
The three-act story is great for creating compelling drama (and adding lots of commercials).
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- By William Kuechenberg
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The Hero's Journey; Or 'The Not-So-Secret Blueprint Of Every Hollywood Movie'
Have we really just been writing the same story over and over again for thousands of years?
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- By William Kuechenberg
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Kim Kardashian's Business Advice Inspired Me To Ask My Parents For Money
This is just the motivation I needed to get myself out of a funk and into my parents' foyer, to ask for money.
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- By Eli Yudin
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Advice To Those Who Relate To Euphoria Characters
You should probably find a therapist.
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- By Lily Landau
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13 Pieces Of Surprising Advice From Iconic Comedians
Sometimes, advice from elders is truly baffling.
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- By Andrea Meno
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Why The Myers-Briggs Personality Test Is Nonsense
As a framework for one's life, it’s rickety and termite-riddled.
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- By Mark Hill
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5 Common First-Aid Tips That Just Don't Work
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- By Eirik Gumeny
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Insane Advice You've Gotten (From Medical Professionals)
Sometimes the word 'professional' needs air quotes.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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15 Celebs With Terrible Life Advice
Maybe just avoid the advice of anyone called an ‘influencer’ as a general rule.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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9 Common Pieces Of Life Advice That Are Bad And Stupid
Some advice on bumper stickers and memes is just dangerous nonsense.
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- By Jason Pargin
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History Has Never Agreed On A True Definition Of 'Happiness'
The definition of happiness has changed many, many times.
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5 Mistakes You Make When Trying To Talk About Your Problems
Why does it feel like everyone's reaction to tough, personal conversations will be 'sprint away while screaming and then fake their own death'?
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- By Mags Storey
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