Advice
5 Surprising Ways The Modern World Makes Raising Kids Harder
I've come to discover that asking the Internet for advice on raising babies is the exact opposite of helpful.
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- By C. Coville
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0 7 Ways To Trick Yourself Into Not Sucking So Much
Although you'll never stop other people from questioning you (and we do, we do it all the time) you can at least stop questioning yourself so much.
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- By Chris Bucholz
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So The Walls Of Your House Are Bleeding
Did you tell them you wanted to see other walls? Were you reckless with their feelings?
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- By Chris Bucholz
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4 Terrible Golf Tips For Beginners (By a Beginner)
I've collected a few tips and tricks for people interested in learning how to play perhaps the laziest sport you can make millions playing on a professional level.
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- By Luis Prada
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The 4 Most Useless Pieces of Advice Everyone Believes
It's time to recognize platitudes for what they are: 'Twilight'-level philosophizings on life that waste oxygen and do little else.
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- By Felix Clay
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Heartfelt Advice from Cracked's Most Unlikely Source
This will be the worst article I have ever written. Some would argue that that's a tall order, as I get a decent amount of hate mail assuring me that every article I write is the worst article I have ever written.
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- By Felix Clay
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5 Useless Pieces of Advice Everyone Gives to New Parents
Here I will explain how some common attempts to be helpful to new parents are in no way helpful.
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- By Christina H
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The 5 Most Useless Pieces of Advice Everyone Gives
It turns out that humans are pretty bad at talking to each other.
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- By Jason Pargin
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Advice for a Man Trapped in the Near-Term Future
According to my advice-dealing instruments, you are communicating to me from some point in the future. Let's begin.
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- By Chris Bucholz
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4 Friend Zone Cheat Codes (According to the Internet)
Whether your object of desire is a boy, girl, or cleverly modified stuffed animal, I hope you'll find some wisdom here that you might not find elsewhere.
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- By Chris Bucholz
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The 6 Worst Pieces of Sex Advice on the Internet
These tips are by people who are unequipped to even hope to tell you how to be a better lover at all.
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- By Felix Clay
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So You've Got a Gerbil Stuck in Your Ass
No. I have ... a thing ... in my ... b ... b ... I can't tell you.
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- By Chris Bucholz
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So You Forgot You Had To Go To Work Today
Bucholz provides us with another guide that you shouldn't follow whatsoever.
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- By Chris Bucholz
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The 5 Dumbest Supernatural Questions Ever Googled (Answered)
Most of them are embarrassing, shameful and possibly even incriminating but he does it all without a hint of judgment because Uncle Frank knows, perhaps better than anyone, that the depth of human ignorance can never be overestimated.
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- By Soren Bowie
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The 50 Creepiest Pieces of Romance Advice Ever Published
Sorry, single people, this week's column is for lovers only. Now that those lonely people are gone, hold that lover close and enjoy 50 highlights from three romantic books that offer tips for every day of the year.
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- By Seanbaby
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