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4 Friend Zone Cheat Codes (According to the Internet)
Whether your object of desire is a boy, girl, or cleverly modified stuffed animal, I hope you'll find some wisdom here that you might not find elsewhere.
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- By Chris Bucholz
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0 The 6 Worst Pieces of Sex Advice on the Internet
These tips are by people who are unequipped to even hope to tell you how to be a better lover at all.
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- By Felix Clay
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So You've Got a Gerbil Stuck in Your Ass
No. I have ... a thing ... in my ... b ... b ... I can't tell you.
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- By Chris Bucholz
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So You Forgot You Had To Go To Work Today
Bucholz provides us with another guide that you shouldn't follow whatsoever.
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- By Chris Bucholz
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The 5 Dumbest Supernatural Questions Ever Googled (Answered)
Most of them are embarrassing, shameful and possibly even incriminating but he does it all without a hint of judgment because Uncle Frank knows, perhaps better than anyone, that the depth of human ignorance can never be overestimated.
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- By Soren Bowie
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The 50 Creepiest Pieces of Romance Advice Ever Published
Sorry, single people, this week's column is for lovers only. Now that those lonely people are gone, hold that lover close and enjoy 50 highlights from three romantic books that offer tips for every day of the year.
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- By Seanbaby
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Answering The 6 Craziest Pet Questions Ever Googled
After all our animals do for us, it's particularly hard to watch them get sick or depressed. Millions of people turn to the Internet with frantic searches asking for help with their animals, but sadly, the Internet is full of misinformation designed to sell pet medication and doggie spa packages to panicked owners.
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- By Soren Bowie
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7 Psychotic Pieces of Relationship Advice from Cosmo
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- By Dennis Hong, Katherine Smith
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6 Baffling Internet Searches for Medical Advice
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- By Soren Bowie
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4 Great Sex Advice Books for People Who Hate Sex
If there's one universal truth in literature it's that anyone attempting to write an instruction manual for the vagina loses his or her mind. Here are four sexual self-help books that support that theory. Be warned: a lot of this advice is as racy as it is unhelpful.
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- By Seanbaby
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5 Baffling Real Internet Searches For Financial Advice
In the superior hemisphere it's nearly spring again, and as Americans celebrate by shedding their jackets or falling in love in parks, the IRS is beginning its gradual warm up and stretching routine in preparation for some unparalleled wallet raping.
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- By Soren Bowie
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The 4 Most Irresponsible Sex Advice Books of All Time
On Halloween, G.O.D.E.K. doesn't give out candy-- he gives children tips on keeping their marriage spontaneous with heart balloons and back massage coupons. And speaking of children, the following four books were printed on their flattened and dried remains:
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- By Seanbaby
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11,201 More Pieces of Terrible Advice
Don't fight it, lady! Hugging strangers is the 853rd way to celebrate America! 854 through 921 are all sex coupons, but I'll wait for you to stop screaming before I get into those.
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- By Seanbaby
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5 Topics Guaranteed to Elicit (Condescending) Advice
Try mentioning any of the below things to a large group of people -- or just try not hiding any of these things from a large group of people -- and you will have so much condescending advice on your hands that you could, I don't know, build a really annoying house out of it.
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- By Christina H
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The 6 Most Baffling Search Queries About Relationships
Despite old adages, love is not permanent. It is an amorphous blob of passion that transforms endlessly, appearing one minute as a flickering light of purpose toward which you struggle, and the next as a quiet hatred sitting in the passenger seat of your car, shaking its head because you forgot to shave.
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- By Soren Bowie
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