So You Forgot You Had To Go To Work Today
Depending on your country of residence, the amount of vacation time you get per year and the gods you worship, you've quite possibly just spent the last 10 days off work. And now, as the morning dawns on the 11th day of your vacation, something feels amiss. You have an unsettling feeling that something is wrong in the world, as if the universe has gas. Concerned, you immediately visited Cracked.com, which has grown to become a spiritual guide to you over these years. And that's where you found this guide ...What's wrong? Why do I feel so uneasy?You have spent most of the past 10 days in the embrace of gravy-based meals and liqueur-filled chocolates, which has done no favors to your body or soul. Splut. _ That rings a bell, but I don't recall having enough of those to do that much damage.There's also the matter of New Year's Eve and the volumes of white liquor you ingested. No, there's something else. Something bigger than that. I feel like I'm forgetting something.It might have something to do with it being 11:30 in the morning on Tuesday, January 3rd, and how you should have been at work for several hours now.Oh crap. Ball crap.Exactly. Though scientifically improbable, "ball crap" describes this situation precisely.
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