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5 Stupid Things We Need To Stop Clicking On

We are living through the final gasps of the Information Age.

Authors: By Seanbaby
Published: March 28, 2018

The Sad Reality Of A Christian Pick-Up Artist

This is the story of a man who raged against the vagina and lost.

Authors: By Seanbaby
Published: February 14, 2018

5 Ways Donald Trump's Lies Are Trying To Break Your Brain

Congratulations: you’ve survived several months of a Donald Trump presidency.

Authors: By Seanbaby, Alex Schmidt, Cody Johnston
Published: October 02, 2017

The 5 Stupidest People On The Planet (Are All Donald Trump)

We're really looking forward to the comment section on this one.

Authors: By Seanbaby
Published: September 21, 2017

5 Failed Sports That Were Clearly Created By Psychopaths

The '90s were a crazy time -- a time when we mixed arm wrestling with fighting. (Yes, that's precisely as stupid as you're imagining.)

Authors: By Seanbaby
Published: August 17, 2017

What Happens When Heroes Fight Internet Hate Personified?

Can the mighty yet completely unwatchable powers of the Fantastic Four defeat hate?

Authors: By Seanbaby
Published: April 09, 2017

The 3 Most Ridiculous Forgotten Superheroes, Part 2

These heroes contain so much raw Golden Age that unprepared readers could die from toxic radness exposure.

Authors: By Seanbaby
Published: January 08, 2017

3 Golden Age Comic Book Heroes Who Got Left There, Part 1

I want to honor the radness of some superheroes by remembering those who were far too Golden Agey to exist outside of that time.

Authors: By Seanbaby
Published: January 07, 2017

5 Horrible Things I Found Out When I Made A Video Game

In my game, you defeat space menaces with collectible cards that require you to solve number puzzles. I can say without ego it's the deepest strategy game ever designed by a comedy writer.

Authors: By Seanbaby
Published: October 21, 2016

5 Things Adults Should Stop Being Nostalgic For

James Bond has been lazily coasting on nostalgia for at least 40 years.

Authors: By Seanbaby
Published: May 11, 2016

If Time Machines Were Built By Real Men

Rip Hunter: Time Master vs. George Washington: Father of America.

Authors: By Seanbaby
Published: February 16, 2016

6 Batshit Crazy Ways Superman Tried To Protect His Identity

Nothing will stop Clark Kent from keeping a secret. Nothing.

Authors: By Seanbaby
Published: June 09, 2015

The 12 Most Deeply Unsexy Halloween Costumes

Festive ways to demonstrate your remedial sense of humor and desperate need for attention.

Authors: By Seanbaby
Published: October 30, 2014

5 Shockingly Racist Scenes in Famous Superhero Comics

Going all the way back to the '30s, I scoured hundreds upon hundreds of comics to find the most jaw-dropping examples of racial intolerance by Earth's mightiest heroes.

Authors: By Seanbaby
Published: September 07, 2014