What is the nature of hate? How far must destiny take a man to reveal his darkest hate? Hi, I'm a perfect impression of comics creator Todd McFarlane introducing a story. Now I'm me again: TV's the internet's Seanbaby. And if there's one thing an internet's anything knows, it's hate. Mathematicians define Internet Hate as white + boredom - vagina and it has infected every corner of our world. But what would happen if superheroes had to face off against this kind of rudderless, stupid hate? Could even the mighty yet completely fucking unwatchable powers of the Fantastic Four defeat it? Man Comics presents ...

THE FABULOUS F.F. FACE OFF AGAINST A BEAST WITH ALL THE INSIDIOUS HATE OF THE INTERNET! HATE APET THE THIS! BEEN FOE SUCH AS THERE HAS NEVER A FUCKS!

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HOW STRONG IS YOuR WILL. READER? CAN THEY'RE NoT. you RESIST IGNORANCE'S NO SIREN CALL? CAN you FIGHT OFF I HAVE IN THE POWERS OF HATE-APE!? AMASTERS

THAT'S FROTHINGLY SHLIT UP. WRONG. PERHAPS you BITCH! HOLD SHOULD LISTEN TO MY SEX ON. WHAT'S FREEDOM OF HAPPENING HERE? REASSIGNMENT COMEDY POD- SPEE

IN WEEKEND NEWS. THE BAD BOY OH, REED! OF LOCAL INTOLERANCE, HATE-APE WHAT ARE YOU BOYS CALISES ANOTHER RIOT! you ONE OF THE RACES MARKED FOR SHUT THA

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