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Keegan Kelly
Dad, husband, President, citizen.
Conan Has A Small Request While He Carves His Tombstone
O'Brien and Lizzy Caplan commented on some of the strange social conventions of celebrity life
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How a Diarrhea Joke Saved a Woman's Life
It's official -- poop jokes are preventative medicine
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Adam Sandler Doesn't Listen to Any Critic Besides Kathy Bates
Bates told Sandler on the set of 'Waterboy' that only one opinion mattered -- her own
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Sacha Baron Cohen Made a Spot-on Kanye Joke at the Kennedy Center Honors
Borat made an appearance in D.C. to comment on Kanye, Trump, and Kazakh cultural appropriation
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Revisiting the Moment Norm Macdonald Learned That Nazis Were Bad
For no reason in particular
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The Best Film and TV Boozehounds, According to Reddit
Here are the most devilishly droll drunkards in contemporary media
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Dane Cook at 50 Is Dane Cook at 25, Just with More Colonoscopy Jokes
He had the same chaotic energy on ‘The Tonight Show’ the other night as he had when his fiancée was still in diapers
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Bill Burr Called Kanye’s Hitler Arc in 2017
What’s next, Ye invading Poland?
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These Are the 10 Most Awful Fan-Made Movie Posters
One Twitter account keeps track of the most heinously humorous fan-made movie art for both real and fictional films
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Nick Kroll Made a Pregnant Fan Laugh So Hard Her Water Broke
He accidentally achieved the rare feat of comedy-induced labor with his latest Netflix special
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Netflix CEO Says He'll Make Dave Chappelle Specials 'Til the End of Time
The streaming giant reaffirmed their commitment to the comic who prints more money than the Treasury.
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Far Right Comedians Claim That One of Their Own Broke Up Marjorie Taylor Greene's Marriage
Streamer Baked Alaska alleges that MTG cheated on her ex-husband with a popular alt-right troll.
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Kate Berlant Will Do Anything for a Broth Sponsorship
The surrealist comedian drinks bone broth the way other performers drink tea — and is dying to cash in on that fact
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Billy Crystal Did His Mike Wazowski Voice at Disneyland. A Woman Told Him Her Brother’s Version Was Better
Seems it was about as impressive as ‘Mr. Saturday Night’
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Chevy Chase Has Now Been Relegated to Doing Publicity Stunts for Fried Chicken Chains
Clark Griswold recreated his iconic Christmas light scene at a Raising Cane's restaurant in suburban Chicago.
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Jim Carrey Quits Twitter With Bizarre, World-Saving Cartoon Send-Off
Carrey fashioned his decision to quit Twitter as a lighthouse keeper "Shining his lamp to guide us through a treacherous night.”
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The Best Tweets That Correctly Show the Rest of the World That ‘It’s Called Soccer’
Christian Pulisic has propelled the USMNT into the next round of the World Cup as Twitter buzzes with his rallying cry
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Kathryn Hahn Confesses Her Amish Fetish
As she explained to Jimmy Kimmel, she’s always wanted a luddite lover
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Jesse Eisenberg's New Comedy Looks Insufferable
The newly released trailer for A24's 'When You Finish Saving the World' reeks of "kids these days" condescension
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"F--- Every Other Comedian!" Adam Sandler's Gotham Acceptance Speech Was An Expletive-Ridden Rant Written By His Kids
Adam Sandler's daughters had a lot to say to the independent film community about their dad's career.
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