Jesse
Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious.
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15 Celebrity (Timelessly Idiotic) Quotes
We don't say this often, but... Kourtney Kardashian raises an excellent question.
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Hey, Peter Man: 15 Behind-The-Scenes Facts About Office Space
What would you do if you had a million dollars?
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15 Fast Food “Innovations” That Were Just… Regular Food
C'mon Taco Bell, give it to me straight.
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13 Iconic Films With Bonkers Sequels We Forgot About
When you don't let a franchise stay dead, you end up with Fabio in an angel costume.
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14 Iconic Movies Forever Altered By Huge Last-Minute Changes
Can't think of a way to end your movie? Let the editors get it in post!
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Tell Us Now: The 20 All-Time Worst Movie Couples
They can't all be Peters and Mary Janes.
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- By Jesse, Cracked Readers
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19 Of The Greatest Action Sequences Ever: Tell Us Now
Okay, hear us out...
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15 Companies Who Started Out Selling Way Different Stuff
If you had 150 years, could you pivot from a toilet paper pulp mill to a major tech company?
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15 Food Origins That'll Make You Say "Huh. Wish I Hadn't Read That."
You don't want to know how the sausage is made. Or the Fanta. Or the graham crackers.
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16 Subjects Of Biopics Who Loathed Them
If Robin Williams is playing you, just sit back and enjoy the ride.
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20 Animated Movies That Flipped On The Water Works
We’re starting to think movies are deliberately trying to make us feel feelings.
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15 Iconic Couples Who Despised Each Other
There was more vitriol behind C-3PO's biting retorts than we knew.
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15 'Bob's Burgers' Behind-The-Scenes Facts
"Our family motto is 'maybe we'll get lucky this time.'"
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16 Movies That Were Originally Supposed To Be Sequels
Hey, get your own franchise!
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14 ‘Schitt’s Creek’ Behind-The-Scenes Facts That Are A Little Bit Cray-Cray
Hide your diamonds, hide your exes.
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15 Voice Actors That Slipped By In Live-Action Roles (And Vice-Versa)
You can't hide behind a cartoon forever.
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15 Firsts In Film History That Set The Bar Pretty Darn High
We wasted NO time getting dogs into movies.
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