Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
PICTOFACT 12 Juicy Bits of Trivia That Have Been Genetically Modified Over Millennia of Cross-Breeding to Bare More Factual Fruit Than Their Prehistoric Predecessors These facts are technically GMO Authors By Jesse Published December 19, 2023
The Funniest One-Liner Jokes That Don’t Overstay Their Welcome Tiny jokes that inspire big laughs Authors By Jesse Published December 19, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Prehistoric Bits of Trivia We’ve Managed to Resurrect for Our Trivia Theme Park Facts, uh, find a way Authors By Jesse Published December 18, 2023
Quiz: Which Blockbusters Were Expected to Fail Miserably? Face it: no one knows what makes a successful movie Authors By Jesse Published December 18, 2023
Groan-Worthy Puns That Would Give Even a Popsicle Stick Pause You might want to use that popsicle stick to gouge out your eyes, or ears — whatever it takes to make it all go away Authors By Jesse Published December 18, 2023
PICTOFACT 30 Times the Leader of the Free World Was a Nasty Little Freak Freakazoid-in-chief Authors By Jesse Published December 18, 2023
PICTOFACT 30 Entitled Celebrities and CEOs With Egos Bigger Than Their Bank Accounts Cool your jets, Bill Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published December 18, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Scrambled Bits of Trivia We Can Just Barely Make Out Through the Static Don’t tell mom! Authors By Jesse Published December 15, 2023
Quiz: Which Iconic Bands Had the Pettiest, Most Bizarre Beefs? Rock on? Authors By Jesse Published December 15, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Effervescent Bits of Trivia That Oughta Cure That Hangover Plop plop fizz fizz, baby! Authors By Jesse Published December 14, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Bits of Trivia We’ve Cleverly Rigged Around Our House to Thwart the Violent Crooks We Accidentally Crossed This is our house. We have to defend it Authors By Jesse Published December 13, 2023
Quiz: What Modern Conveniences Set Off Mass Moral Panic When They Were First Introduced? In retrospect, maybe the telephone was the downfall of society Authors By Jesse Published December 13, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Ancient Bits of Trivia Flown to Earth Aboard the Evil Lord Xenu’s Galactic Cruiser Fleet and Dumped into the Volcanoes of Hawaii Ah, tough break Authors By Jesse Published December 12, 2023
Quiz: Iconic Brands That Started Out in a Totally Different Industry If at first you don't succeed... vertically integrate Authors By Jesse Published December 11, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Hunky Bits of Trivia We’ve Photographed Nearly Nude for Our ‘Sexiest Facts of the Year’ Calendar Awooga! Authors By Jesse Published December 08, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Enormous Copper Bits of Trivia Gifted to Us by the People of France, That We Need to Build a Gigantic Pedestal for ASAP Wow, thanks, just what we wanted Authors By Jesse Published December 07, 2023
Quiz: What Unhinged Admissions Did These Celebrities Make in the Middle of An Interview? Danny, you scoundrel! Authors By Jesse Published December 07, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Bits of Trivia We Just Cranked Out of a Gachapon Machine Whoa, these are rare, too! Authors By Jesse Published December 06, 2023
PICTOFACT 12 Collectible Bits of Trivia Fresh From the Bottom of the Cereal Box Collect all 12! Authors By Jesse Published December 05, 2023
Quiz: Do You Know the Bizarre Origins of These Common Snack Foods? Where is your Wonka now? Authors By Jesse Published December 04, 2023
