Jesse
Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious.
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Stranger Things Stole Its Plot From A Wacko Conspiracy Theory (VIDEO)
TWIST!
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The Movie So Gross You'll Swear Off "Men" (PODCAST)
Has a movie ever had a weirder ending?
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- By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon
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This '90s Movie Beat "The Boys" To The Punch By Two Decades (PODCAST)
And it has a convicted sex offender playing a guy who farts a lot.
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- By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon
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Jake Gyllenhaal Loves Being A Little Weirdo (PODCAST)
And Nightcrawler is one of his weirdest.
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- By Jesse, Logan Trent, Jordan Breeding
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Is This Movie About Hot Dog Fingers The Best Movie Ever Made? (PODCAST)
I mean it's got Short Round killing dudes with a fanny pack!
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- By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon
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The Movie That Killed Jim Carrey's Acting Career? (LIVESTREAM)
Please don't let this be the end.
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- By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Carolyn Page
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The Perfect Movie In Case You Need To Puke For Some Reason (AKA Titane) (LIVESTREAM)
It'll do the trick!
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- By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Bryan Slack
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The Movie Where Nic Cage Has A Chainsaw Duel (LIVESTREAM)
Nic Cage + Chainsaw = Mandy
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- By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon
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A Freaky Circus Movie Guaranteed To Put You To Sleep (LIVESTREAM)
We're live right now!
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- By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon
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Is "The Batman" The Best Batman Or Just Another Batman? (PODCAST)
We discuss.
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- By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon
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The 7 Horrible Movies Bruce Willis Starred In Last Year (VIDEO)
Seven movies and ZERO nominations?!
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- By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon
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Is The Batman The Best Batman Or Just A Batman? (LIVESTREAM)
DISCUSS.
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- By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon
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The Absolute Worst Marvel Movie Ever Made (PODCAST)
This is how ducklings are made.
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- By Jesse, William Kuechenberg, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon
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The Most Accurate Legal Movie Ever? (PODCAST)
Aunt May was looking GOOD.
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- By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon
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The Anti-Fascist, Fascist Propaganda Film (PODCAST)
This machine washes fascists!
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- By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon
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The Borderline Prophetic Paul Rudd Movie (LIVE PODCAST)
Who knew we'd also not have friends?
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- By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon
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The Most Unhinged Julia Roberts Movie Ever? (PODCAST)
Julia Roberts is evil, maybe?
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- By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon
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Lars and the Real Girl (AKA Come Together) (PODCAST)
Ryan Gosling dated a sex doll once. Happy Valentine's Day!
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- By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon
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Contact (LIVE PODCAST)
Jordan, Jesse, and Ali discuss the 1997 film "Contact." LIVE!
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- By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon
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Burning (AKA Oppa Gatsby Style) (PODCAST)
Why are South Korean movies so good?
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- By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon
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