Jesse
Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious.
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12 Bits of Trivia You Can Sneak Before Dinner If You Promise Not to Tell Mom
Be cool about it!
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QUIZ: Which Celebrities Voiced These Obscure Simpsons Characters?
On a scale from Cromulent to Craptacular, how good are you at ‘Simpsons’ trivia?
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12 Partially Decomposed Bits of Trivia We Found Out by the Railroad Tracks. Wanna Take a Look?
You’re in the prime of your youth, and you’ll only be young once!
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12 Scrumptious, Nearly Identical Bits of Trivia We Whipped Up From Scratch in Under 40 Minutes
On your mark. Get set. READ
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12 All-Star Bits of Trivia We’ve Convinced to Band Together Into One Indomitable Trivial Supergroup
The listicle of a lifetime
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12 Incandescent Bits of Trivia That Streaked Across the Night Sky in a Beautiful, Horrifying Burst of Light Before Plummeting to Earth
They were gone in an instant, but we managed to jot them down
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12 Bits of Trivia That Suddenly Appeared on Our Shoulder and Started Whispering Morally-Charged Advice into Our Ears
This is not helping our moral quandary
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12 Feral Bits of Trivia We Wouldn’t Get Too Close to If We Were You
Easy now!
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12 Shiny Bits of Trivia That Might Just Buy You Passage Across the River Styx in a Pinch
It’s worth a try
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12 Primordial Bits of Trivia That, Given the Right Conditions, Could Form the Building Blocks of Organic Life Deep Within Your Grey Matter
Let these simmer in your ooze
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12 Madness-Inducing Bits of Trivia Too Awesome and Terrible to Be Processed by the Human Brain, Don’t Say We Didn’t Warn You
You’re gonna wanna avert your eyes
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12 Bits of Trivia You Should Consume If There’s a Meteor Hurtling Toward Earth and You Have 10 Minutes to Live
What else are you gonna do?
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12 Unholy Bits of Trivia Wrought Upon the World by an Inquisitive God
Better trivia than locusts!
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30 Bonkers Historical Facts Your Social Studies Teacher Neglected to Mention
War is hellarious
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12 Salacious Bits of Trivia That Could Absolutely Ruin Us If They Got Out
We need you to catch-and-kill these factoids ASAP
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12 Confounding Bits of Trivia We Found Wedged in a Curious Obelisk, and Which None of the Local Nobility Have Succeeded in Plucking from the Stone, But You’re Welcome to Try Your Luck, Big Guy
You think a pip-squeak like you could wield facts this awesome?
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12 Caustic Bits of Trivia That Need to Be Sealed Away in a Lead Vault for 1,000 Years Before They Can Be Safely Studied
Avert your eyes!
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