Jesse
Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious.
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We Almost Got To See Prince In The Fifth Element
Lay down your funky weapon
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The Incredibly Dark Garfield Strip You’ve Never Seen
Maw Maw just wanted to play!
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Bob Ross Loved Animals (As Much As He Loathed People)
Bob Ross = The Tiger King + Ace Ventura
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10 Historical Quotes That Everyone Gets Wrong
Time makes chumps of us all.
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The Horrifying 1970's Children's Book You've Never Seen
This book makes Goosebumps look like The Cat In The Hat.
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The Biggest Art Restoration Screw-Ups Of All Time
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The Surprising Origins Of 12 Iconic Video Game Characters
It's a-me, a-Popeye!
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Famous Quotes You've Been Getting All Wrong
Someone's got some 'splainin' to do.
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How Did Tupac Get Into That Goofy Mall Advertisement?
Real eyes realize real ads.
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Iconic Video Game Characters Who Have Changed Dramatically
Who could forget the legendary Mr. Needlemouse?
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Real-Life Easter Eggs Hidden In Plain Sight
There's no Konami code in the real world.
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The Raunchy Bill Watterson Artwork You Probably Haven’t Seen Before
A pair o' pathetic peripatetics
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All The Ways The Super Mario Bros. Movie Tried To Break Its Lead Actor
Pour 1-Up for Bob
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Two Truths and a Lie: The Star Wars Cantina Band
Filgrin D’an and the Modal Nodes are a band of super musicians who play a genre of music called jizz. Right?
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According To This Book, Humans Will Evolve Into Nightmare Fuel
Made in man's own image?
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TV Shows That Went Completely Off The Rails By The Final Episode
Can we do a wellness check on Miss Bliss?
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The Messed-Up Science Fact 'Finding Nemo' Didn't Mention
Ugh, I think I'm gonna ink...
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More Dinosaurs That Will Haunt Your Dreams
Honestly? Thank god for the asteroid.
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