Jesse
Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious.
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21 Things You Can Do To Bend Your Brain To Your Will
Punch your brain into working order, like The Fonz fixing a jukebox.
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21 Now-You-Know Facts About This Spinning Hunk Of Rock We All Have To Share
Every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived here - on a mote of dust, stuck on your laptop screen.
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15 TV Shows That Changed Big-Time From Pilot To Finale
Sometimes, a finale is just a desperate attempt to tap out.
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20 Now-You-Know Facts That Will Throw Your Perception Of History Out Of Whack
Wanna feel old? All your favorite dinosaurs are dead.
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20 Wild TV Shows Never Seen (Because They Never Aired)
Sometimes, it’s best to scrap the whole thing and move on.
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21 Somewhat Unhinged Things You Can Do With Your Cremated Remains
Rest in pizza.
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More Art Than Science: Rick And Morty's Animation Do's And Don'ts
This one's not directed by Ron Howard
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20 TV Groundbreaking Firsts (That Seem Pretty Mundane Now)
Americans just weren't ready to grapple with the simple fact that Beaver Cleaver poops.
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A Look Inside The Nutso 1994 Scientology Handbook
Breaking News: Scientology is WEIRD
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How Toy Story 2 Was Almost Deleted
Pixar took deleted scenes to a new level
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The Rarely Seen Original Artwork From Bill Watterson’s Yearbook
He was a child progeny.
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Rarely Seen Prototypes Of Modern Gadgets
Apple didn't always have its eye for sleek, modern design.
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That Time A Guy Found An Entire City Below His House
A home renovation turned into an 18-story subterranean metropolis.
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12 "Now You Know" Facts That Have No Business Being True
Expect some pushback from your brain on these.
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The Sandown Clown: Wooden Astronaut From The Isle Of Wight
Never EVER trust a karaoke clown.
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These 13 Horrid Movie Props Shouldn't Ever Be Bought
Repeat after me: I don't need Jeff Goldblum's feet.
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14 Behind-The-Scenes Fun Fraks From Battlestar Galactica
Edward James Olmos would fight aliens over his dead body.
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