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PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Trivia to Quell the Tempest of Ignorance Brewing Inside of You Batten down the hatches! Authors By Jesse Published May 09, 2024
14 Highly Uncomfortable Facts About ‘Sesame Street’ Brought to you by the letter Y, for Yikes Authors By Jesse Published May 09, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, May 8, 2024 Take some for the road Authors By Jesse Published May 08, 2024
PICTOFACT 35 Random Bits of Trivia We Dredged Up From the Old Abandoned Quarry Ya’ll got your tetanus shot? Authors By Jesse Published May 08, 2024
13 Comedic Anecdotes That Are Like Bedtime Stories for Adults What if ‘Goodnight Moon’ were actually, ya know, funny? Authors By Jesse Published May 08, 2024
5 Phrases From the ‘British Monarch Causes of Death’ Wikipedia Page That Merit Closer Inspection ‘A surfeit of lampreys’ Authors By Jesse Published May 08, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, May 7, 2024 We’re just gonna leave these fresh facts on the windowsill to cool off Authors By Jesse Published May 07, 2024
15 Out-of-Context Jokes and Quotes From ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ The democratic vote for me is right thing to do, Philadelphia. So do Authors By Jesse Published May 07, 2024
PICTOFACT 41 Awful Knockoffs and Reboots We Wish Would Have Been Caught and Killed by a Scheming CEO These embarrassments should have been ‘Coyote vs. Acme’d Authors By Jesse Published May 07, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Trivia Tidbits for Monday, May 6, 2024 Knead these facts deep into your brain batter Authors By Jesse Published May 06, 2024
15 Brilliant Observations From Modern-Day Philosophers Move over, Descartes. Mike Birbiglia’s got something to say Authors By Jesse Published May 06, 2024
PICTOFACT 41 Sequels That Picked Up Seamlessly From the Original — Or Missed the Mark Disastrously ‘Back to the Future Part II’ kind of nailed it. ‘Jurassic World’ kind of blew it Authors By Jesse Published May 06, 2024
PICTOFACT 34 Random Bits of Trivia Custom-Made to Fit Flush Amongst Your Brain Folds Like a glove! Authors By Jesse Published May 05, 2024
14 Illuminating Jokes From Stand-Up Comedians That Feel Like a Crotch-Punch to the Brain Cup check! Authors By Jesse Published May 05, 2024
PICTOFACT 35 Random Bits of Trivia That Have Never Been Contacted by the Outside World They appear to be not only peaceful, but highly advanced Authors By Jesse Published May 04, 2024
14 Zingers From Historical Figures and Anonymous Goofballs You tell ‘em, Kierkegaard Authors By Jesse Published May 04, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Secondary and Background Characters Who Deserve More Time in the Limelight Woodhouse spin-off series when? Authors By Jesse Published May 04, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Trivia Tidbits for Friday, May 3, 2024 Oh my God, Becky, look at her bits Authors By Jesse Published May 03, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Trivia We Flossed Out of Our Brainfolds Gotta get in there real good Authors By Jesse Published May 03, 2024
14 Child-Friendly Jokes That Will Have You Rolling Your Eyes Into the Back of Your Skull We need one of those long-term nuclear waste warning plaques, but for this list Authors By Jesse Published May 03, 2024
