Jesse
Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious.
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34 Everyday Objects That Humanity Can’t Seem to Wrap Its Collective Mind Around
I think I speak for all of us when I say, ‘Duh, WHAT?!’
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12 Deliriously Boring Bits of Trivia to Knock You Out Before Dental Surgery
A list this boring should be illegal
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15 Dark Humor Jokes That Are Actually the Light We Need
You think darkness is your ally?
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12 Humdrum Bits of Trivia That’ll Conk Out a Colicky Baby in Seconds
We got a real snoozer here
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15 Jokes and Bits from the 2000s That Aren’t Funny Now
The lovable-goofball-to-problematic-action-star pipeline
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33 Celebrities Who Have a Different Relationship With Their Bodies Than You or I
It’s a safe bet that you don’t have the same insurance policy as Dolly Parton
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12 Bits of Trivia That Come to Life and Run Around Your Bedroom When You’re Not Looking
To triviality, and beyond
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15 of the Funniest Pranks That Were Worth The Effort
A fart is not a prank
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33 Actors and Writers Who Regret How They Handled Their Time in the Spotlight
Sorry, no takebacks
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12 Succulent Bits of Trivia to Fry Up in Your Brainpan
These tender slabs of factmeat are yours to enjoy
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15 Funny One-Liners That Are Just Pure Laughs
Pure, uncut chuckle fodder. Think you can handle it?
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30 Controversial TV and Movie Opinions That Would Start Riots on Letterboxd
Prepare to get all riled up
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12 Bland Bits of Trivia to Keep in Your Cupboard in Case Your Oatmeal Is Too Spicy
These are barely worth writing down, to be honest
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Quiz: Which Movies Did Roger Ebert Hate With Every Fiber of His Being?
‘This movie doesn’t scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn’t deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels’
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34 Unsolicited Facts About Celebrities’ Love Lives
You didn’t ask, but we delivered anyway
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15 Funny Jokes to Absolutely Distract You From the Fact That Tomorrow Is Monday
Oops, shouldn’t have said that
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33 Blistering Hot Movie Takes to Warm Your Frigid Little Heart Through the Long Winter
Hot takes roasting on an open fire
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15 Funny Jokes for Your Weekend Perusal
You have 48 short hours — better get perusin’!
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28 Inventions That Failed Their Task Successfully
That’s what you get for trying!
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12 Infinitesimally Small Bits of Trivia That Are Barrelling Into the Center of Your Brain on a Tiny Yellow School Bus
Sorry pal, you got Magic School Bus’d
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