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14 Stand-Up Jokes That Are Like a Booster Shot for Your Sense of Humor Chuckling silently to yourself is the best medicine Authors By Jesse Published June 02, 2024
PICTOFACT 33 Celebrities’ Favorite Foods and Hobbies That Prove They’re Just Like Us — But Much, Much Richer Rich people can afford extremely bad taste Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published June 02, 2024
PICTOFACT 39 Classic Movies Whose Endings Were Even Better (or Worse) Than You Remember Your memory is flawed. Better rewatch some movies! Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published June 01, 2024
PICTOFACT 26 Facts and Anecdotes About the Furry Little Jerks Who Live in Our Homes Cats should be illegal Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published June 01, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Trivia Tidbits for Friday, May 31, 2024 For sale: Cheez-It jukebox. On eBay Authors By Jesse Published May 31, 2024
An Elder Millennial's Guide to the History of Skibidi Toilet It’s a convoluted ride, but in the end, you’ll finally be able to talk like the youths again Authors By Jesse Published May 31, 2024
PICTOFACT 34 Classic TV Shows and Animated Series That Are Begging for a Rewatch You probably missed a few things Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published May 31, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, May 30, 2024 These tidbits will be spoiled and fetid by Friday, May 31 Authors By Jesse Published May 30, 2024
PICTOFACT 30 Random Bits of Trivia Siphoned Directly Out of Our Brains and Into Yours That’s what friends are for Authors By Jesse Published May 30, 2024
14 Highly Uncomfortable Facts About George Washington It’s so much worse than wooden teeth and cherry trees Authors By Jesse Published May 30, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, May 29, 2024 ‘God’s Influencer’ is one step closer to sainthood Authors By Jesse Published May 29, 2024
5 Phrases From the ‘Incidents at Disneyland’ Wikipedia Page That Merit Closer Inspection ‘Winnie the Pooh slapped a 10-year-old girl’ Authors By Jesse Published May 29, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Trivia That Are Like an External Charger for Your Hippocampus Just in case you run out in the middle of the day Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published May 29, 2024
PICTOFACT 31 Bits of Trivia About Famous Films to Make You a Regular Siskel and/or Ebert The first step to media literacy is reading this list Authors By Jesse Published May 28, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Trivia Tidbits for Monday, May 27, 2024 A better bunch of tidbits you're unlikely to find Authors By Jesse Published May 27, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Trivia We Need You to Drop Into the Fires of Mount Doom Shouldn’t take you too long, just a quick trip Authors By Jesse Published May 27, 2024
14 Stand-Up Comedians Who Turned Their Acerbic Eye on Society Imagine the eye of Sauron, but more sarcastic Authors By Jesse Published May 27, 2024
PICTOFACT 25 ‘Seinfeld’ Facts and Ruminations About Nothing What’s the deal with ‘90s sitcom premises? Authors By Jesse Published May 26, 2024
PICTOFACT 33 Easter Eggs and Behind-the-Scenes Tidbits About Hollywood Movies You can’t just watch with your eyes. You have to watch with your heart Authors By Jesse Published May 25, 2024
14 ‘SNL’ Weekend Update Characters Who Deserve a Full Spin-Off Franchise If Pat got their own movie, why can’t The Iceberg That Sank the Titanic? Authors By Jesse Published May 25, 2024