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PICTOFACT 29 Extremely Rad or Impossibly Lame Celebrity-Endorsed Products Try some IPA, fresh squeezed from Stone Cold Steve Austin himself Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published June 18, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Trivia Tidbits for Monday, June 17, 2024 Pick a fact, any fact Authors By Jesse Published June 17, 2024
14 Somehow Totally Inappropriate Facts About Fruits and Vegetables From anther smut to yohim extract, this is your guide to boinking with roughage Authors By Jesse Published June 17, 2024
PICTOFACT 33 Compelling Reasons to Put Corporations on Trial in the Hague If you build a ‘death calculator,’ you’re probably on the wrong side of history Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published June 17, 2024
PICTOFACT 31 Animal Superpowers That Would Make Professor X Weep There is much we can learn from the ants Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published June 16, 2024
PICTOFACT 29 Unbearably Cringey Moments From Otherwise Respected Filmmakers and Musicians Quit while you’re ahead, Ricky Martin Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published June 16, 2024
PICTOFACT 30 Random Bits of Trivia We’ve Been Fermenting in Our Thumper Keg We’re trivia moonshiners Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published June 15, 2024
PICTOFACT 35 Facts About Sci-Fi Movies to Hold You Over Until We Colonize Mars Read these nice and slow Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published June 15, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Trivia Tidbits for Friday, June 14, 2024 That’s not a tidbit. THAT’S a tidbit! Authors By Jesse Published June 14, 2024
5 WTF Facts About Napoleon Hiding in Plain Sight on His Wikipedia Page For sale: Napoleon’s hog, ‘very small’ Authors By Jesse Published June 14, 2024
PICTOFACT 38 Performers Whose Careers Took a Wild Left Turn The guy from ‘Jack and Jill’ can act! Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published June 14, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, June 13, 2024 This list is like an Everlasting Gobstopper of trivia Authors By Jesse Published June 13, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Trivia Masterfully Extracted From a Superspy Using State-of-the-Art Evil Technology Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published June 13, 2024
14 Highly Uncomfortable Facts About Bugs Bunny When someone tells you they’re a stinker, believe them Authors By Jesse Published June 13, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, June 12, 2024 Pre-rolled for your convenience Authors By Jesse Published June 12, 2024
The 5 Funniest Types of ‘Guy Walks into a Bar’ Jokes Ever Told Just by the numbers, this may be the most popular joke of all time Authors By Jesse Published June 12, 2024
PICTOFACT 28 Random and Ridiculous Quotes From Famous Folks Sylvester Stallone knows what he wants to be in his next life Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published June 12, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, June 11, 2024 We heard these facts through our well-pruned grapevine Authors By Jesse Published June 11, 2024
PICTOFACT 38 Random Bits of Movie Trivia for the Advanced Film Dweeb Think you're a film dweeb? Prove it! Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published June 11, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Trivia Tidbits for Monday, June 10, 2024 America has decided to battle climate change with fracking Authors By Jesse Published June 10, 2024