Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious. twitter.com/eisemann
PICTOFACT According To This Book, Humans Will Evolve Into Nightmare Fuel Made in man's own image? Authors By Jesse Published June 10, 2020
PICTOFACT TV Shows That Went Completely Off The Rails By The Final Episode Can we do a wellness check on Miss Bliss? Authors By Jesse Published June 08, 2020
PICTOFACT The Messed-Up Science Fact 'Finding Nemo' Didn't Mention Ugh, I think I'm gonna ink... Authors By Jesse Published June 03, 2020
PICTOFACT More Dinosaurs That Will Haunt Your Dreams Honestly? Thank god for the asteroid. Authors By Jesse Published June 03, 2020
PICTOFACT The Coolest, Weirdest Virtual Experiences Online Need something to do? Done. Authors By Jesse Published June 02, 2020
PICTOFACT Tom Nook's Deep, Dark Secret (Nintendo Is Keeping Hidden) He's not the raccoon you thought you knew. Authors By Jesse Published June 01, 2020
PICTOFACT What If Larry David Was A Dinosaur? What if Larry David was a fuzzy little lizard Muppet? Authors By Jesse Published May 29, 2020
PICTOFACT The Dark Secret Of Being A Mom In A Pixar Movie What's the big, juicy secret behind the moms of Pixar? Authors By Jesse Published May 28, 2020
PICTOFACT 13 Beloved Franchises That Became Unwatchable Instead of pulling the plug they electrocuted us Authors By Jesse Published May 08, 2020
PHOTOPLASTY The Dumbest, Pettiest Ways Super-powerful Characters Would Abuse Their Powers Super power doesn't equal super virtue. Authors By Jesse Published May 01, 2020
PICTOFACT 15 Bizarre TV Shows That Somehow Ended Up Airing Anyone know where we can binge-watch these? Authors By Jesse Published April 29, 2020
PICTOFACT 15 Behind The Scenes Movie And TV Bonkers Stories Sometimes production is even weirder than what you see on the screen. Authors By Jesse Published April 15, 2020
PHOTOPLASTY Worst-Case Wario Scenarios IRL Imagine a world where Wario was the hero. Authors By Jesse Published March 13, 2020