
Jesse
Jesse writes Pictofacts, videos, and emails for Cracked. He used to do that stuff at CollegeHumor and the UCB. Not looking for anything serious.
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12 Ill-Gotten Bits of Trivia We Need You to Hold Onto for Us Real Quick, Don’t Make a Big Deal About It
We need these back tomorrow though
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12 Elemental Bits of Trivia Forged by Mother Gaia and Distributed to Several Precocious Teens From Around the World Which, When Combined, Summon a Green-Mulletted Conservationist to Fight a Dastardly Cabal of Eco-Villains
Capitalism tried to murder Captain Planet
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12 Formidable and Elusive Bits of Trivia That Will Terrorize Your 18th-Century French Mountain Village
That Beast of Gévaudan is no ‘happy li’l pupper,’ it’s a hell-beast that’s decimating our hamlet!
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12 Explicitly Prohibited Bits of Trivia We Found Under Your Bed and Now We’re Gonna Stand Here and Watch While You Read the Whole Thing
We’re not mad. We’re just disappointed
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12 Seemingly Impossible Bits of Trivia We Discovered Through Rigorous Fence Testing That You Should Exploit, Quickly, Before the Devs Patch the Bug
Florida’s got a flock of feminist peafowl
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12 Indestructible, Nearly Weightless Bits of Trivia We Cleverly Smuggled Out of Ancient Shrines and Meticulously Fused Into One, Overpowered, Boss Bokoblin-Obliterating All-Terrain Vehicle
Ken Jennings has calculated the speed of comedy
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12 Stylish, Yet Powerful, Bits of Trivia Secreted Away Long Ago by the Great Bandit Misko, Which We Recovered by Venturing Deep into Hidden Caverns and Crevices and Battling the Dreadful Legions of Monsters That Dwell Therein
Good News: Baseball players are going to therapy! Bad News: It’s not that kind of therapy
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12 Delectable Facts We Extracted from the Enormous Cliff-Clinging Trivia Hives of the Yunnan Province While Dangling Precariously from Makeshift Rope Ladders and Being Attacked by Furious Swarms of Minutiae
This Barbie was a convenient scapegoat for ruthless corporate executives and federal prosecutors
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12 Mighty Bits of Trivia Forged into Power Coins by the Ancient Warrior Ninjor, Recovered from the Desert of Despair and Which Now Summon Powerful Mecha Beasts from Their Clandestine Slumber Deep Within the Earth
We have great news for 17th century sorceresses
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12 Elemental Bits of Trivia We Cooked into Highly Restorative Digital Meals Replete With A Vast Array of Status Effects to Help You Weather Harsh Environs and High-Level Enemies
Doesn’t that headline really say it all?
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The Stories Behind The World's Weirdest Photos (VIDEO)
Welcome to PictoFacts: The Game Show!
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Cracked's New Game Show Where Comedians Guess The Origins Of Insane Images (VIDEO)
Welcome, to PictoFacts!
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How Did We All Miss This Twisty Horror Movie? (VIDEO)
Was it the government? It was the government wasn't it?
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- By Jesse, Zanandi Botes, Jordan Breeding
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The Single Craziest Horror Movie Ever (VIDEO)
We found it!
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The First Haunted House In Space (VIDEO)
Guest-starring Jason Pargin!
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- By Jason Pargin, Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon
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Hey, Remember Josh Hartnett? (VIDEO)
Anybody remember Josh Hartnett?
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An Interview With "Barbarian" Writer/Director Zach Cregger (Formerly of Whitest Kids U Know)
He knows his movie is goofy (and amazing).
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The Historically Inaccurate Mozart Movie (Because It Didn't Show How Much He Loved Poop) (VIDEO)
Dude loved the stuff.
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