Everybody acts like living in crime-ridden movie dystopias like Mega-City One from Dredd or Washington, D.C. from Minority Report would be SO bad. But we did the math, and it'd be fine (if it weren't for all the cops).
Mike Trapp doesn't understand why Disney hasn't already adapted this true Grimms' fairy tale about a half-hedgehog, half-man, rooster-riding bagpiper jerk.
The most recent Harriet Tubman movie - Harriet - had a fair bit of controversy with its casting but, hey, at least they didn't go with one producer's suggestion and cast freaking Julia Roberts!
The Wachowskis wanted Will Smith to play Neo - and Val Kilmer to play Morpheus - but that didn't work so they asked Sandra Bullock but that didn't work and it sounds like we barely got The Matrix at all.
There's nothing quite like claiming your tax-free, multi-million dollar enterprise is inspired by an intentionally homeless, apolitical, friend of prostitutes who told religious leaders to pay their dang taxes.
The entire Fast & Furious movie timeline explained in one convenient location by Jordan Breeding trapped in one, extremely inconveniently moving car PERFORMING INSANE STUNTS.
Jordan Breeding of Cracked and Karl Smallwood of Fact Fiend head back to World War II to discuss how freaking obsessed Americans are with ice cream, how nuts the British go for tea, and how nobody really likes carrots. It's a history lesson, kids.
Never does an Easter egg shatter your hold on reality, make you question the fundamentals of your existence, or send you reeling with existential horror... until TODAY.
Jordan Breeding of Cracked and Karl Smallwood of Fact Fiend discuss Iran's government's clumsy, expensive attempts to protect its people from Will Ferrell's crotch. They also discuss other goofy censorship attempts and Rocket Launcher Jesus.
The entire Saw movie timeline explained in one convenient location by Jordan Breeding tied up in one, extremely inconvenient basement FULL OF TRAPS. Every movie from Saw I to the new Spiral movie gets covered. Hopefully they don't actually make Saw X.
Wizard of Oz had everything from meth to forcing children to smoke cigarettes to a legitimately brilliant workaround to create one of the greatest practical effects of all time.
