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The Entire Santa Clause Movie Timeline (Explained By A Guy Fighting Santa For His Power) (VIDEO)

The entire Santa Clause movie timeline explained in one convenient location by Jordan Breeding stuck in one, extremely inconvenient battle for Santa's power.

Authors: By Jordan Breeding
Published: December 15, 2021

Jason Pargin Watched Riders Of Justice (AKA The Phantom Menace) (PODCAST)

This week the gang watches Riders of Justice with special guest Jason "the artist formerly known as David Wong" Pargin.

Authors: By Jason Pargin, Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon
Published: December 13, 2021

Resident Evil: Welcome To Raccoon City Explained (By A Guy Trapped In A Bad Marriage To His Clone) (VIDEO)

Hopefully this reboot doesn't get a reboot sequel.

Authors: By Jordan Breeding
Published: December 13, 2021

Who Actually Loses In The Subs Vs. Dubs Debate

"I want Mads Mikkelsen voiced by Matt Damon" - this article, poorly transcribed.

Authors: By Jordan Breeding
Published: December 10, 2021

Brian Brushwood Watches Time Bandits (AKA Hi There, Face Here!) (VIDEO/PODCAST)

This week Brian Brushwood joins the gang to watch Time Bandits and discuss the power of friendship and little people traveling through time.

Authors: By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon
Published: December 06, 2021

We Need More Films Made By Comedy Teams, Legitimate Friends

As somebody who still makes stupid stuff with those same stupid friends from high school and college, comedies like this just hit harder.

Authors: By Jordan Breeding
Published: December 03, 2021

The Pubebergs (AKA Addams Family Values) (PODCAST)

This week the gang watches Addams Family Values but mostly talks about their feelings and middle school trauma.

Authors: By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon
Published: November 29, 2021

What's The Greatest Thanksgiving Movie Of All Time?

And why is it the one where John Candy and Steve Martin spoon?

Authors: By Jordan Breeding
Published: November 26, 2021

The Kangaroos Are Out Of The Paddock (AKA Sharknado) Ft. Jenny Arimoto (VIDEO)

This week the gang watches Sharknado and questions the accuracy of Australian slang.

Authors: By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon
Published: November 22, 2021

We Might Be Able To Stop Storms With Bombs According To Sharknado, Actual Science

The problem is nobody is brave enough to try it.

Authors: By Jordan Breeding
Published: November 19, 2021

Heart Bustin' (AKA From Justin To Kelly) (VIDEO)

This week the gang watches From Justin To Kelly Clarkson and debates the ethics of contractually obligated make out sessions between American Idol stars.