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5 Common American Political Beliefs That Don't Add Up

Americans have a lot of political stereotypes.

Authors: By Steven Assarian
Published: February 12, 2019

6 Crazy AF Products Celebrities Actually Tried To Sell You

There is no room for shame in the free market.

Authors: By E. Reid Ross, Steven Assarian, Kel Fabie, E.M. Caris, Michael Guzniczak, Marvin Bea
Published: January 16, 2019

5 Pieces Of Movie Merchandise That Missed The Point Entirely

Corporations aren't willing to entertain whether or not they should milk money out of popular franchises.

Authors: By E. Reid Ross, Steven Assarian, E.M. Caris, Brogan Luke Bouwhuis, Alan Corcoran
Published: November 13, 2018

5 Products That Got Popular For Unexpectedly Creepy Reasons

(Almost?) anything for a buck.

Authors: By E. Reid Ross, Steven Assarian, E.M. Caris, Alan Corcoran
Published: October 06, 2018

5 Incredibly Creepy Places Hidden Throughout Major Cities

You won't be finding any of these places on a visitor center pamphlet.

Authors: By E. Reid Ross, Steven Assarian, E.M. Caris, Diego Rivera, James Freeth
Published: August 29, 2018

5 Myths About The Nazis People Still Believe Today

Some of the most egregious myths told by, and about the Nazis are still influencing America today.

Authors: By Steven Assarian, Mike Bedard, E.M. Caris, Michael Battaglino
Published: August 25, 2018

6 Ridiculously Dramatic Commercials For Totally Normal Stuff

Some commercials brooch sensitive topics all while trying to hawk washing machines.

Authors: By Steven Assarian, Mike Bedard, Dan Hopper, James Freeth, Peter I. Santiago
Published: August 11, 2018

4 Seemingly Extinct Products That Are Still Weirdly Huge

Just because we as a culture decide we're done with something doesn't mean it goes away.

Authors: By Steven Assarian, James Kinneen, Stephan Roget, Dan Hopper, Michael Battaglino, Peter I. Santiago
Published: August 08, 2018

5 Movie Speeches That Were Totally Different In Real Life

Some of the most inspiring moments in movie history were ... less so, in reality.

Authors: By Alex Hanton, Steven Assarian
Published: July 24, 2018

5 Historical Figures Everybody Gets Totally Wrong

Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves, Napoleon overcame his height problems to conquer Europe, and Julius Caesar was murdered for inventing a controversial salad. These summaries aren't 100 percent accurate.

Authors: By Steven Assarian, E.M. Caris, bshusemann
Published: May 21, 2018

5 Unexpected Ways The 1990s Were Different From Today

The '90s were the last era in which America had its crap together.

Authors: By Steven Assarian, Tyler Peterson, Andrea Meno
Published: May 16, 2018

6 Blatant Attempts To Stir Up Completely Unfounded Outrage

A good chunk of the internet these days is nothing but people getting angry about stuff.

Authors: By Alex Hanton, Wes Corwin, Steven Assarian, Kel Fabie, E.M. Caris, Zanandi Botes
Published: May 15, 2018

5 Underreported Acts Of Total Madness By Modern Countries

You'd think that at this point in history, we'd be semi-competent at good old-fashioned diplomacy.

Authors: By Steven Assarian
Published: January 08, 2018

5 Iconic Resistance Movements You're Picturing Exactly Wrong

History is riddled with intriguing and dramatic stories of resistance against tyranny and the fight for equality -- and also errors, accounts influenced by the author's bias, and outright lies.

Authors: By Vincent Pall, Steven Assarian, Adam Pilarski
Published: February 06, 2017