An Amazon Courier Pooped On A Curb, But Who Do We Blame? This looks like an act of desperation. Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published December 01, 2017
'CatDog' Lied: Science Says Dogs Could Be Smarter Than Cats It turns out cartoons lied to us. Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published November 30, 2017
Pizza Hut Introduced A Vegan Pizza. Oh The Humanity. Not a single one of my vegan or vegetarian friends has ever lectured me about meat. Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published November 29, 2017
Google's Screen Snooper Alert Software Has Dark Potential What I do on my phone or computer is between me and my doctor. Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published November 28, 2017
Trump Thinks Human Memory Is Worse Than A Goldfish's I wake up every day a blank slate. Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published November 27, 2017
How Did This Suggestive Statue Get Past Quality Control? What sculptor would look at this without even the slightest of niggling doubts? Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published November 22, 2017
Who Is The Culprit Behind The Sephora Eyeshadow Caper? Apparently, there was a trail of little glittery footprints in the wake of the eyeshadow attack. Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published November 17, 2017
Designer Pasta Means Rich People Have Run Out Of Ideas I don't understand how you can make dried pasta gourmet. Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published November 16, 2017
Affleck Seems To Think It's Ok To Joke About Harassment Now Powerful men are accustomed to a certain amount of formulaic lenience. Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published November 15, 2017
There's Gourmet Sushi For Dogs (Who Lick Their Own Butts) Dogs need a lot of love, cuddles, food, and occasionally, for their owner to clean poop off their butt fur. Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published November 14, 2017
The BBC Quoted A Hardcore Porn Website's Anti-Trump Tweet I'm offended by the implication that hardcore porn sites can't have political opinions. Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published November 13, 2017
Pepsi Releases New Salted Caramel Flavor. Uh, You Ok Guys? Pepsi. Buddy. Sit down. We need to talk. Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published November 10, 2017
A Psychologist Says Early Christmas Music Is Unhealthy Inappropriate Christmas music is bad for your mental health. Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published November 09, 2017
What Stupid Thing Is Trending Now (11/12/2017) McDonalds has finally released an app to let me know the precise times when their ice cream machines are working. Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published November 07, 2017
Edible Glitter Coffee Is Happening. Don't Get Mad. You know what? After the 'Rick and Morty' Szechuan sauce debacle, I don't want to hear a single complaint about glitter coffee. Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published November 06, 2017
The Unicode Consortium Is Deciding The Fate Of The Poo Emoji I knew they existed. I told my friends, my family, everyone. They told me I was being 'paranoid.' Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published November 03, 2017
There's A KFC Scented Bath Bomb Because The Devil Is Real Winner winner chicken ... ugh ... Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published November 02, 2017
What Stupid Thing Is Trending Now? (11/04/2017) A child getting small amounts of candy handouts from all of her neighbors is like the definition of socialism. Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published November 01, 2017
Judge Rules That Asking For A 'Lawyer Dog' Is Too Confusing I can't imagine how these officers and judges function in real life, with all the 'ambiguous' slang out there. Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published October 31, 2017
You Can See Mario's Officially Licensed Wiener Mario's dingaling appears in an officially licensed manga, so his pendulous little disco stick is canon. Authors By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin Published October 30, 2017
