Twitter! http://twitter.com/mrmxy Tumblr! http://srmxy.tumblr.com I write scripts and comics and things. Plus I've edited a few hundred articles for Cracked, and written all the ones here:
5 Origin Stories We Never Need To See In Adaptations Anymore We promise we won't get mad if you never show us Batman's parents getting shot again, Hollywood. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published April 04, 2021
Alien And Predator's Best Sequels Were With Batman And Superman No, seriously. It's not even close. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published April 01, 2021
No More Dark Phoenix, Please: 5 Famous Superhero Stories Hollywood Needs To Quit Here are some very good comics that don't need to be on the big screen anymore, thanks. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published March 29, 2021
4 Wild Early Drafts of Justice League Characters The history of the Justice League is almost as long (and as weird) as the Snyder Cut’s runtime. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok, Jordan Breeding Published March 19, 2021
4 Weird Captain America Stories The MCU Stayed Away From Sadly, we never got to see Chris Evans turn into a werewolf, or get addicted to super meth. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published March 19, 2021
4 Falcon And Winter Soldier Stories Marvel Wants To Forget About Falcon's 1970s costume and Bucky's cross-dressing PROBABLY won't show up on Disney+. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published March 08, 2021
4 Superman Movie Scenes That Were Dumb AF In Retrospect Seriously, why did Zack Snyder turn Lex Luthor into an extremely annoying first-year philosophy student? Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published March 05, 2021
4 Ways 'Death Of Superman' (Accidentally) Changed Pop Culture DC sort of stumbled ass-backwards on the comic that changed pop culture. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published March 04, 2021
5 Superman Stories That Are Canon Kryptonite The most incomprehensible, misguided, or just flat-out idiotic Superman stories we could find. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published March 03, 2021
4 Reasons O.G. Superman Is Even More Relevant Today Early Superman spent more time fighting inequality than supervillains, and it ruled. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published March 02, 2021
4 Reasons Anyone Who Says 'Superman Is A Boring Superhero' Is Full Of It There are no boring Superman stories, only boring Superman writers. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published March 01, 2021
4 Scarlet Witch Storylines Too Disturbing For WandaVision Everything you see in WandaVision is actually an extremely watered down version of the disturbing weirdness that goes on in Scarlet Witch's comic book adventures. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published February 19, 2021
5 Real-But-Bananas Plots You Won't See On 'Wandavision' Believe it or not, WandaVision massively toned down the WTF-ness from the comics. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published February 08, 2021
8 Famous Superhero Memes (That Are Even Dumber In Context) We looked up the history behind these moments, and, well, nobody was winning any awards. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published February 01, 2021
5 Eyebrow-Arching Superhero Stories Hollywood'll Never Make History class never mentioned that the Ninja Turtles ended the Third Reich, but they apparently did. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published January 18, 2021
7 Huh? Pieces Of Movie Merchandise Nobody Asked For Hollywood will market literally anything to kids, even the most violent and crazy movies possible. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published January 02, 2021
8 Mario Bros. Moments Nintendo Doesn't Want You To See The Super Mario franchise has a lot more R-rated situations than you'd suspect. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published January 01, 2021
5 Wonder Woman Villains (That Prove Her Villains Are The Worst) Batman has The Joker. Wonder Woman has, well, these jokers. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published December 18, 2020
The Grim Reality Of Superhero Movies For Comics Creators How comic book people are (or aren't) compensated when Hollywood comes knocking. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published December 11, 2020
That Time DC Comics Turned The Joker Into David Bowie All the Jokers are the same guy reinventing himself, Bowie-style. Authors By Maxwell Yezpitelok Published December 03, 2020
