The history of the Justice League is almost as long as the Snyder Cut’s runtime. And it’s chock full of fascinating stuff, especially at the beginning like Wonder Woman’s love of BDSM, Superman’s origins as an evil homeless guy, and Darkseid’s insatiable thirst for monogamy. Also, Batman was blonde. This is CanonBall.

Writers: Jordan Breeding, Maxwell Yezpitelok
Narrator: Jesse Eisemann 
Editor: Bryan Slack

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