Gladstone has been a columnist here since forever. His forthcoming novel, Notes from the Internet Apocalypse, published by Thomas Dunne, will be available for purchase in early 2014.
CNN Wants You To Hate Boobs (or My Cracked Family Is Just Tops In My Book) Authors By Gladstone Published August 18, 2008
6 Things I Hate About The New Miley Cyrus Song (Or Screw You Dan O'Brien -- A Tribute To Dan O'Brien) Authors By Gladstone Published July 28, 2008
The Most Irresponsible Science Lesson Ever Taught (Or I'm Sick And I Don't Want To Blog So Here's A Bunch Of Random Stuff On My Mind) Authors By Gladstone Published July 14, 2008
Why Fox News Shouldn't Be Allowed To Talk About Sex (or I Really Truly Hate The Other Four Cracked Columnists) Authors By Gladstone Published July 07, 2008
BEHOLD! FoxNews Creates Legal Controversy ... Out Of Thin Air! Authors By Gladstone Published June 23, 2008
The 6 Most Underwhelming Moments from the iPhone 3G Debut Authors By Gladstone Published June 16, 2008
Video Proof That Aliens Exist or CNN Has Hit Rock Bottom Authors By Gladstone Published June 09, 2008
12 Things That Pissed Me Off About Larry King's Barbara Walters Inteview Authors By Gladstone Published May 19, 2008
8 Things That Pissed Me Off About The FoxNews Fat Cops Report Authors By Gladstone Published May 12, 2008
Hate By Numbers: 6 Things That Pissed Me Off About CNN's Bikini Teacher Report Authors By Gladstone Published May 05, 2008
4 Sure-Fire Ways To Tell If Your Girlfriend Is Screwing Justin Timberlake Authors By Gladstone Published April 30, 2008
X-Files: I Want To Believe (That Gillian Anderson Thinks I'm Sexy) Authors By Gladstone Published April 16, 2008
