Much like Reese's peanut butter cups that combine the deliciousness of chocolate with the yumminess of peanut butter, Barbara Walters appeared on Larry King last week. Only instead of being a delicious combination, it proved to be a largely pointless and irritating blend. Probably not surprising considering that separately each induces disgust convulsions in me. So actually that Reese's peanut butter cup comparison wasn't thought out very well. Maybe it's more like an evil Reese's peanut butter cup made from two old and bitter ingredients, neither of which you'd want to consume. Yeah, that's a pretty weak metaphor, huh? Sorry, I'm out of practice with this whole writing thing. I've become an internet Talking Head. Fantastic. I can't wait until I can do one of these segments about how much I hate myself. Here it is. Installment number three of:

Hate By Numbers


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