Much like Reese's peanut butter cups that combine the deliciousness of chocolate with the yumminess of peanut butter, Barbara Walters appeared on Larry King last week. Only instead of being a delicious combination, it proved to be a largely pointless and irritating blend. Probably not surprising considering that separately each induces disgust convulsions in me. So actually that Reese's peanut butter cup comparison wasn't thought out very well. Maybe it's more like an evil Reese's peanut butter cup made from two old and bitter ingredients, neither of which you'd want to consume. Yeah, that's a pretty weak metaphor, huh? Sorry, I'm out of practice with this whole writing thing. I've become an internet Talking Head. Fantastic. I can't wait until I can do one of these segments about how much I hate myself. Here it is. Installment number three of:
In 1992, ‘Hare Jordan’ launched an onscreen friendship between the basketball star and the cartoon icon. It also set in motion the way advertisers still think about how to make funny spots for the Big Game
‘Brides will say things like, ‘It’s my special day.’ But how do you call it your day if your dad’s paying for it? I think it’s his day, and I think it’s a really weird day for him. He’s paying a ton of money to make sure a man has sex with you that night’