Brendan McGinley
My life got a lot more rewarding when I switched my goals from "Make timeless art" to "Ride bikes and eat tacos."
http://www.brendanmcginley.com/cracked/ -- My complete Cracked work (Topics, etc.)
5 Facts About Thanksgiving Your History Teacher Left Out
Everyone loves Thanksgiving, except some Native Americans, wellness consultants, and meth addicts disowned by their families. So basically: New Mexico. But which Thanksgiving do you celebrate? The one you learned in school? Or the one where all your illusions are stripped from your screaming husk in the burning light of truth you thought you wanted
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The Seven Types of Chris Brown Twitter Troll
As represented by Lantern Corps
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The 7 Most Terrifying Rejected TV Ads
When directors audition, they don't obey standards & practices.
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7 Comic Characters Who Outlasted the Trends That Made Them
And the women who love them.
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6 Pro-Gay Marriage Arguments for Fighting With Crazy People
Many anti-gay marriage arguments do for reasoned debate what MC Escher did for staircases.
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To My Unborn Son: Stuff I Won't Have the Balls to Say
Five Reasons Bastards Always Win
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Why The Martini is the Greatest Drink Ever Poured
It is the perfect cocktail
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Barbecue for Bastards
Lessons in the fine art of gonzo grilling
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Five Reasons The Rapture Did Not Occur
From Biblical-ish sources
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NBC Cancels 'Outsourced': An Anti-Protest Letter
TV is littered with the corpses of beloved shows with lousy ratings. You can't mention Terriers around one of its 10 viewers without hearing the president of FX is worse than Robo-Hitler. But what if programming did something smart?
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5 Ways the '90s Made Us Strong
If you made it through these movements, you can make it through anything
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Superman & Captain America ponder bin Laden's death
But not too much. Or too little.
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