My life got a lot more rewarding when I switched my goals from "Make timeless art" to "Ride bikes and eat tacos." http://www.brendanmcginley.com/cracked/ -- My complete Cracked work (Topics, etc.)
5 Bizarre Comics Written By, And Starring, Celebrities Stars are just like us! They eat food! They elude people conducting surveillance on them! And they write thinly veiled versions of themselves into comic books! Authors By Brendan McGinley Published January 28, 2017
You Really Have No Idea Who The Villain Of Frozen Is Either Hans is the most convincing sociopathic mastermind in Disney history, or other forces are at play. Authors By Steve Wetherell, Brendan McGinley Published June 02, 2016
Finally, A Holiday Catalog For The Criminally Insane Now that your Christmas gifts have been judged and left ye wanting, celebrate the Saint of the Unforgiven and know your heart's desire. Authors By Brendan McGinley Published December 24, 2015
7 Artists Whose Work Will Give You Nightmares These creators gazed deep into the abyss, and the abyss blinked. Authors By Brendan McGinley Published August 22, 2015
9 Iconic Superheroes Who Were Based On Real People This is borderline likeness infringement. Authors By Brendan McGinley Published June 27, 2015
5 Extremists It's Impossible to Take Seriously It's difficult to sift through all their B.S. and unfortunately the only way to strengthen that sense is to dive right in. Authors By Brendan McGinley Published April 01, 2015
5 Reasons Irish People Don't Love American St. Patty's Day A Transalantic discussion of our global holiday Authors By Luke McKinney, Brendan McGinley Published March 17, 2015
The 6 Reasons Valentine's Day is Always Awful This is the year. This is the Valentine's Day you nail Cupid's wings to the wall. Authors By Brendan McGinley Published February 14, 2015
5 Times Gold Made Something Less Valuable Let's look at some gilded gewgaws that really are Midas-touched in the head. Authors By Brendan McGinley Published January 10, 2015
Why Whisky Is a Manly Drink (But Not How You Think) Scotch is a lot like a second puberty Authors By Brendan McGinley Published October 27, 2014
5 Star Performers Who Never Let a Lack of Talent Stop Them These artists beat the odds and achieved their dreams ... however stupid those dreams turned out to be. Authors By Brendan McGinley Published July 12, 2014
Eulogy for the Genius of Adam Sandler The obituary for the former funnyman from 20 years in the future. Authors By Brendan McGinley Published May 31, 2014
The 4 Most Cold-Blooded Things Ever Written Down Prepare yourself for the most cold-blooded poems you will read in April's National Poetry Month. Authors By Brendan McGinley Published April 26, 2014
5 Sketchy Facts You Didn't Know About Valentine's Day The history of Valentine's Day is so screwy, it's amazing people even bother falling in love these days. Authors By Brendan McGinley Published February 13, 2014
10 Insane Diets No One Should Ever Try It's a new year, and that means itemized self-loathing. On everyone's list? Some insane diet fad or another. Authors By Brendan McGinley Published February 02, 2014
28 Items from the Worst Gift Catalog Possible Gather ye round the fire for another yuletide reading of the Pumblechook & Figg holiday gift catalog! Authors By Brendan McGinley Published December 22, 2013
4 Surefire Ways to Never Get a Book Deal Ever Authors By Brendan McGinley Published December 14, 2013
4 Modern Sins Pretty Much Every American Is Guilty Of We as a nation harbor greater sins than LMFAO. Here are the modern behaviors everyone is guilty of, regardless of party, persuasion, or parish. Authors By Brendan McGinley Published November 23, 2013
What to Expect When Your Ex Is Expecting You should probably start drinking now. Authors By Brendan McGinley Published September 28, 2013
A Shadow History of American Football Football is, and always will be, a rough-and-tumble game. Authors By Brendan McGinley Published September 14, 2013
