Within these pages, good fellows (and wo-fellows), one may find all manner of gifts for the special people in thy life, or the quite common people upon whom one must grudgingly confer favour. But they shall have nothing! Now that your Christmas gifts have been judged and left ye wanting, celebrate the Saint of the Unforgiven and know your heart's desire. Onward, then, to the cataloguing of the holiday goods!

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Horse Exterminator Is your chapel plagued by horse infestation? Bays in your belfry? Clydesdales in your choir? Palfreys in your belf--oh drat, we alr

Tineless Spork Never stab your tongue again! Let others foolishly jab soup into their mouths with the spork till they drink their own blood. YOU dine

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Finally, A Holiday Catalog For The Criminally Insane

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Brendan is hitting the eggnog pretty hard after all this.

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