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28 Items from the Worst Gift Catalog Possible

What time is it, children? Why, the only time it can be! Time to pick and choose our Christmas delights from this year's Pumblechook & Figg mercantile catalog. Do not quarrel and pretend you want puerile gifts like the magic iPad mirror or the Box of X. They are not listed herein and therefore cannot bring Christmas joy.

This year we bring you our extended catalog featuring edible gifts. Gather ye round the fire for another Yuletide reading of the Pumblechook & Figg holiday gift compendium. But first, fetch Papa a cup of cocoa and port, that we may begin.

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