Adam Tod Brown

5 Secret Criminal Uses for Stuff They Sell in Gas Stations

You might be surprised to know the real reason every sketchy bodega and market in America sells these things.

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By Adam Tod Brown

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January 06, 2013

5 Alcohol Ads That Confirm Your Worst Fears About Drinking

Unfortunately for these brands, all they did was subliminally confirm that getting hammered brings out the worst in a person.

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By Adam Tod Brown

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December 31, 2012

Leno May be Fired: Why It’s Time to Stop Pretending We Care

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By Adam Tod Brown

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December 18, 2012

5 Celebrities Who Get More Hate Than They Deserve (Part 3)

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By Adam Tod Brown

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December 16, 2012

3 Accidentally Offensive Moments from the 12/12/12 Concert

Like any other event that collects as many famous people as possible under one roof, the 12/12/12 benefit concert was often interrupted by moments of top shelf celebrity buffoonery. Here are a few of those moments.

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By Adam Tod Brown

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December 14, 2012

The 3 Hidden Pitfalls of Watching the NFL Online for Free

Not having cable is all the rage these days. Between pirating and streaming and legal downloads, there's almost no reason to own a television or hand over your hard earned cash to a cable company ever again. Unfortunately, these easy living good times don't extend to watching sports.

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By Adam Tod Brown

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December 09, 2012

4 Scandals That Prove We'll Forgive Celebrities for Anything

More often than not, celebrities dip to lows that a rational person would expect (or hope) they'd never recover from and, somehow, claw their way back into our good graces.

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By Adam Tod Brown

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December 09, 2012

The 4 Least Anticipated Christmas Albums of 2012

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By Adam Tod Brown

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December 04, 2012

Does Green Day Have a Yoko Ono Problem?

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By Adam Tod Brown

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November 27, 2012

5 Famous Bands That Are Clearly Ashamed of Key Members

It's a sad fact of life in a band that, sometimes, certain members are going to get a little less attention than others. And some bands take hiding their peripheral members to dizzying new heights.

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By Adam Tod Brown

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November 27, 2012

Write for Cracked and Get Paid (in Money)

If you want to get paid to write for Cracked, you can. Right now. No experience necessary.

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By Adam Tod Brown

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November 22, 2012

5 Things We Need to Stop Feeling Nostalgic For

People love to mourn the passing of trivial things that, deep down, everyone knows nobody really cares about.

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By Adam Tod Brown

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November 20, 2012

Why the ‘Anti-Obama States Secede!’ Story Is a Lie

To give credit where it's due, that's a fantastic headline. The way it's worded you would think we're on the verge of collapsing into the next Civil War.

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By Adam Tod Brown

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November 15, 2012

The 5 Least Anticipated Albums of November 2012

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By Adam Tod Brown

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November 09, 2012

5 Celebrities Who Get More Hate Than They Deserve (Part 2)

Without further ado, here are five celebrities who get way more hate than they deserve.

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By Adam Tod Brown

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November 09, 2012

7 Insane Moments in the World's Most Hardcore Haunted House

Here are seven insane things I saw at the Blackout Haunted House in Los Angeles that made me buy new pairs of pants.

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By Adam Tod Brown

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October 28, 2012

5 Celebrities Who Get Way More Hate Than They Deserve

I'll make a joke about anything if the situation calls for it. But sometimes, believe it or not, I'm only joking. That's as true for 'awful' celebrities as it is for anyone or anything else.

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By Adam Tod Brown

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October 14, 2012

5 Terrifying Things Found in the Last Place You'd Expect

If life were perfect, the terrifying things of the world would live in their own remote part of the planet so the rest of us could avoid them entirely. But life isn't perfect.

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By Adam Tod Brown

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October 08, 2012

Election's Top Issue: Whether or Not to Eat Wang-Shaped Food

Mitt Romney just made the shrewdest move of the entire campaign so far: Choosing not to eat a burrito.

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By Adam Tod Brown

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October 03, 2012

7 Amazing Things People Got Just by Asking

You've got to use what you've got to get what you want. That's how the old saying goes, anyway. But how do you get the things you want when you have nothing? Just ask, apparently.

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By Adam Tod Brown, Karl Smallwood

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September 26, 2012