Adam Tod Brown

5 Signs of a Crappy Motel They Never Show in the Pictures

Here are five mistakes to avoid when trying to fancy-up a shitty motel.

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By Adam Tod Brown

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July 18, 2013

4 Insane Details of Cough Syrup Addiction (An Inside Look)

'Hello. My name is Adam Tod Brown, and I'm addicted to cough syrup.'

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By Adam Tod Brown

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July 04, 2013

4 'Classic' Albums That Get More Praise Than They Deserve

No matter how expansive and varied a musician or band's catalog of albums may be, for those at the highest levels of popularity, there's always that one album that everyone talks about more than others.

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By Adam Tod Brown

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June 11, 2013

5 Unintentionally Hilarious Moments in Every True Crime Show

We've seen just about all of the grisly crime porn available, and most of it doesn't make for great comedy. That can't be said for the things on this list, though!

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By Adam Tod Brown

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June 08, 2013

4 Things You Should Know Before Spending a Weekend in Jail

Going to jail can be a terrifying thing.

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By Adam Tod Brown

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May 25, 2013

4 Crazy Reasons Classic Albums Almost Never Got Made

To go along with all of the other difficulties that come with putting together something great, these bands and musicians had to fight through an extra step of insanity before some of their best work could see the light of day.

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By Adam Tod Brown

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May 18, 2013

5 Ways Marijuana Has Changed Since You Were in High School

Marijuana has changed a lot over the years. At least that's what my friends who smoke weed told me when I interviewed them for this article.

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By Adam Tod Brown

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May 02, 2013

5 True Stories That Shatter Your Image of Famous Rock Icons

Like anyone else, the rock music rebel who doesn't die before he gets old has to grow up some time. When they do, the results can often be the exact opposite of rocking.

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By Adam Tod Brown

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April 30, 2013

4 Great Lead Singers With Inexplicably Terrible Solo Careers

More often than not, when the creative force behind a band branches out on their own, the end result just leaves you longing for the days when they had a few extra people around to share the work.

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By Adam Tod Brown

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April 20, 2013

4 'Victims' We Have to Stop Feeling Sorry For

Here are four 'victims' we see all the time who no longer deserve our sympathy.

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By Adam Tod Brown

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April 13, 2013

The 10 Most Racist Moments from a Song About Ending Racism

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By Adam Tod Brown

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April 10, 2013

5 Things No One Can Teach You About Being Funny

There are some things about being funny that no one can teach you. If you decide to pursue comedy as a career, you'll inevitably encounter these things.

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By Adam Tod Brown

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March 30, 2013

Why Nobody Should Be Sad the Miami Heat Finally Lost

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By Adam Tod Brown

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March 28, 2013

The 5 Worst Things You See While Working in Fast Food

If you've ever earned your keep by flipping burgers, you already know what kind of horrifying sights await anyone brave enough to venture into the greasy back room of a fast food restaurant.

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By Adam Tod Brown

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March 19, 2013

5 Rules of Convenience Store Etiquette (Everyone Breaks)

Making sure your local convenience store lives up to the promise of its name is a team effort. Here are a few simple rules you can follow to help make it happen.

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By Adam Tod Brown

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March 12, 2013

5 Things You Never Want to See at an Open Mic

No matter the format, it's almost always an awful time, and if you want to be a comic, it's an awful time you have to force yourself to have over and over and over again if you ever hope to spend enough time onstage to not be terrible.

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By Adam Tod Brown

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March 03, 2013

3 Bizarre Celebrity Shout-Outs in the Middle of Tragedies

It's often said that there's no such thing as bad publicity, but good luck selling that idea to the celebrities on this list.

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By Adam Tod Brown

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February 25, 2013

5 Things Adults Shouldn't Be Allowed to Get Mad About

We know there are plenty of times when our behavior veers away from what anyone would classify as adult-like. This is especially true if you ever find yourself getting angry about any of the things on this list.

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By Adam Tod Brown

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February 18, 2013

The 5 Least Necessary 'Greatest Hits' Albums of All Time

To honor the day when I made Cracked the luckiest site on the Internet, here's an update to the very first article I was ever paid money to write. These are five more of the most unnecessary greatest hits albums of all time.

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By Adam Tod Brown

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February 02, 2013

4 Classic Rap Albums That Ruined Rap Music

When it comes to rap music history, some of the very worst the art form has to offer started with some of the finest albums the rap music genre has ever produced.

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By Adam Tod Brown

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January 27, 2013