Mountain Dew can try all they want to convince the public that their nuclear green Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle ooze in the forgotten back cooler at your local convenience store is “Gamer Fuel”-- But the true gamers out there know that only way to TRULY fuel your game is to stuff your brain with a bunch of random facts about video games until you're about to burst. That “bursting" effect from all of the sick game facts is, obviously, how you win at all the video games and get… trophies? Is that what you win when you're good at video games? I haven't played a video game since Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing, but that's beyond the point. Here are some of our favorite facts from across the internet… Did you know the sad backstory of the Pokemon Cubone? Or the inspiration behind the Mario villain Chain Chomp? Or that there was a better version of Asteroids before Asteroids came out? 

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