33 Bits of Fast-Food Trivia to Take Apart and Rebuild Into Some Chickeny, Beefy Frankenstein Burger

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33 Bits of Fast-Food Trivia to Take Apart and Rebuild Into Some Chickeny, Beefy Frankenstein Burger
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We’ve messed around with our fair share of off-menu items in our day, but nothing like these. Fast-food facts like these can only be made by ordering like four different facts and molding them into some strange new concoction in your car. 

So check out the strange amalgams below. If you can read them in under three minutes, you’ll get a prize and a framed picture on the wall. 

American Cheese

American Cheese GRAGKED.COM American cheese is actually Swiss cheese. I mean... It was invented in Switzerland and was originally a Swiss product.

Yoga Mat Bread

HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A YOGA MAT? Well, maybe you have. We won't judge. Just pointing out that fast food buns sometimes contain azodicarbonamide, which is used to make mats. CRACKED.COM

Taco Bell

ARE YOU SURE THAT TACO HAS ANY MEAT AT ALL? A lawsuit against Taco Bell alleged that the beef in their tacos was less than 35% actual meat. Taco Bell denied the allegations. CRACKED.COM

Burgers in Ads

YOU COULD NEVER EAT THAT DELICIOUS BURGER IN THE AD. The meat is undercooked, the lettuce is held in place with pins, and the sesame seeds are glued on the bun. Fancy a yummy torture sandwich for lunch? CRACKED.COM

Fast-Food Soda

YOUR SODA MAY CONTAIN POOP BACTERIA. A 2009 study by Hollins University found fecal bacteria in nearly half the drink dispensers in fast food joints sampled by the researchers. CRACKED.COM

Sandwiches

Sandwiches CRACKED.COM Almost half of all Americans over the age of 20 eat a sandwich every day.

Hawaiian Pizza

Hawaiian Pizza CRACKED.COM Hawaiian pizza wasn't invented in Hawaii, or even America. It was conceived of in Canada!

Sugary Soda

CRACKED.COM WOULD YOU EAT 22 PACKETS OF SUGAR? You're kinda grossed out just thinking about it, aren't you? But that's how much sugar you get from a 20-ounce soda.

Subway

GRACKED.COM SUBWAY'S SANDWICHES ARE HEALTHY. JUST DON'T USE CONDIMENTS. Advertised nutritional values don't include any condiments, dressing, or cheese. Enjoy that healthy, bone-dry sandwich!

Filet-O-Fish

MEET HOKI. YOU MAY HAVE EATEN IT WITHOUT KNOWING IT. This ugly fish, also known as blue grenadier, is used by McDonald's in their Filet-O-Fish sandwich. CRACKED.COM

Modern Chicken

CHICKEN IS MUCH FATTIER TODAY. A study conducted by the London Metropolitan University found that chicken these days has over twice as much fat and a third less protein than a few decades ago. CRACKED.COM

Ranch Dressing

RANCH DRESSING IS MADE WITH SUNSCREEN. Titanium dioxide makes ranch dressing white. The same stuff is used in sunscreens to keep your skin white as well. CRACKED.COM

Fast-Food Salads

FAST FOOD SALADS ARE WORSE FOR YOU THAN BURGERS. 680 calories 36 grams of fat 780 calories 51 grams of fat For example, a Wendy's Spicy Chicken Caesar Salad has more calories and more fat than a Pretzel Bacon Cheeseburger. GRACKED.COM https://www. wendys com/en-us/salads/spicy-chicken-caesar-salad https://www.wendys com/en-us/hamburgers/pretzel-bacon-cheeseburger

Sonic Hot Dogs

CRACKED The spiciest Sonic hot dog. Police in Española, New Mexico said that a woman found cocaine in her hot dog from a Sonic. Tests showed that the bag contained a gram of cocaine. The cook who made the hot dog was arrested for having cocaine.

With the Works

In Australia and New Zealand, you will be understood if you order a hamburger with the works (or the lot), but make sure you understand you're asking for a burger with a chili-mayo spread, pineapple rings, bacon, fried egg, and beetroot (a thick slice of pickled beet). CRACKED.COM

Wendy

Dave Thomas apologized to his daughter for naming Wendy's after her. Не understood that it put a lot of pressure on her, and said You know what? I'm sorry ... I should've just named it after myself. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM

Chick-fil-A’s Invite-Only VIP Access

CRACKED CHICK-FIL-A'S INVITE-ONLY VIP ACCESS. In this exclusive food loyalty program, top eaters were given VIP status and a black card, which gave them free meals, backstage tours to locations, and getaway trips.

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Burger King’s Chatbot

CRACKED BURGER KING'S CHATBOT. MAKE IL a mear? YES! Burger King bot BURGER 0 people like this KING NO Food/Beverages 12:16 PM Welcome to the BURGER KING® URGER ING restaurants! BURE KIN You selected Whopper Combo Meal select location Type a message... hello In an attempt to connect with young consumers, BK's Facebook Messenger Bot is an Al chatbot that consumers could order from. Taco Bell got in on it with a TacoBot that took orders via the Slack chat app.

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Pink Slime

PINK SLIME CRACKED COM In 2011, Jamie Oliver told us about fast food's leftover beef trimmings treated with ammonium hydroxide, or Pink Slime. The industry lost $400 million in sales, shut down 3 plants, and McDonald's, Taco Bell, and Burger King announced they no longer use pink slime, but the product has been making a comeback in recent years.

Source: list25

Fried Chicken Whopper

TELL US NOW. FRIED CHICKEN WHOPPER BURGER KING BURGER KING BURGER KING KING Michael B. reminisces about a FRIED chicken Whopper with BBQ sauce and onion rings.. CRACKED.COM

Popeyes Fried Chicken Roll

TELL US NOW. FRIED CHICKEN ROLL POPEYES PoPeyes CHICKEN & BISCUITS Joseph B. invented Popeyes' fried chicken skin filled with Cajun rice on the inside, like a sushi roll. CRACKED.COM

Chic-fil-A’s Breaded Chicken Salad

TELL US NOW. CHICK-FIL-A'S BREADED SALAD Cudebes Will P. shares, This isn't secret, just not explicitly mentioned in the menu. Chick-fil-A's salad with a breaded filet instead of grilled chicken is supremely better.

Arby’s Meat Mountain

TELL US NOW. ARBY'S MEAT MOUNTAIN RoAst S BEe Sandwich IS DELICIOUS Arby's Adam A. tells US about the ridiculously meat-loaded sandwich, saying, Most locations will make it. It is on the website but not any of their advertising or menus. CRACKED.COM

A Burger King Shootout

WEIRD WORLD In Memphis, a woman shot up a drive-through Burger King because of how long her order was taking. BK CHICKEN NIGGETS 5$2.50 BURGER KING BURGER KING ING DRIVE THRU She left her car, went to the drive-through window and then started arguing-- after that, she started shooting. Nobody

Source: ABC

The Bell Beefer

The Bell Beefer' was a sloppy Joe. Look, Taco Bell is great at coming up with exciting new ways to funnel ground beef down our necks. But horking down something called a beefer is where Americans draw the line.

French Fries

French Fries CRACKEDCON French fries were actually invented in Belgium. Seems like a mouthful to order a large belgian fry at the drive-thru.

Taco Bell’s Waffle Tacos

Taco Bell's Waffle Taco Taco Bell keeps trying to make breakfast happen for them, and, aside from a drunken 4 a.m. run, no one wants to wake up bright and early to clean out their intestines. CRACKED.GOM

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