Cracked Archive - Weird World
New Zealand's Government Has An Official Wizard On Payroll
Lord Of The (Cash Register Noise)
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- By Cedric Voets
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13 Oh No, We Made Fudge Out Of 1 Pound Of Velveeta Cheese
Have you ever eaten fudge and found yourself thinking, 'This needs more cheese?'
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- By Carly Tennes
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Monkey Steals Guy's Phone, Immediately Takes A Bunch Of Selfies
This viral marketing for the new 'Planet of the Apes' franchise is going too far.
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 Amazing Things People Managed Right After Being Left For Dead
These people got up and kicked ass, just to spite the fates.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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'Gripping Food With Force' Is the Social Media Trend We Deserve in 2020
If you've ever wanted to destroy a bowl of SpaghettiOs with your own bare hands, now is your time to shine.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Grandma's Fancy Silverware Was Made By A Poly Commie Sex Cult
Good thing she cleans it frequently.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Belgium's Crappy Construction Times Puts Every Other City's Crappy Construction Times To Shame
I'm constructing a joke here, but you won't see it for another 20 years.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Gender Reveal Parties Have Always Been Awful
This was stupid long before it set California ablaze.
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- By Dan Duddy
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22 Non-English Words We Should Consider Using
Expand your vocab.
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- By Shea
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America's Most Corrupt City Handed Its Keys To Cobra Commander
HAIL ILLINOIS!
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- By Cedric Voets
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6 Dangerous Situations People Escaped In The Craziest Way Possible
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- By Christian Markle
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18 Things We Say Vs. What We Actually Mean
It'd be rude to always say what we mean.
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- By Shea
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Boneless Wings Aren't Wings, But Why Stop The Food Complaints There?
We're sick of eating lies.
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- By Dan Duddy
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20 Huge Problems Solved With Literal Junk
It's amazing what you can accomplish with whatever's lying around.
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- By AM Smiley
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14 Human Behaviors That Seem Universal But Aren't
You don't have to make a sound when you sneeze.
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- By Shea
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