Cracked Archive - Weird World

7 Pieces Of Good News About Huge Stories (No One Told You)

There is good news happening these days; it's just that no one bothers giving it to you.


5 Things You Only Learn About America Foreclosing On Homes

Sarah had to do all the actual legwork of ruining people's lives. Here's what she told us.


6 Normal Products MAN-ified For No F*cking Reason

When it comes to gratuitous stereotyping, commercialism provides an endless source of examples.


5 Mind Blowing Epilogues To The Most Famous Photos Ever

After these pictures are taken, the people in them were free to do whatever it is they were doing before history stole their souls. This is what happened after ...


Here’s What Life Is Like When You’re Gay But Marry Hetero

Ready to settle down and left without any other (legal) options, Matthew agreed to go along with the wedding.


The 6 Worst Ways People Made Money (Includes Boiling Kids)

The jobs would make the devil's butthole tighten involuntarily.


The 13 Greatest Thank You Cards Ever

Every year, politeness and powerful maternal forces in our lives make us write Thank You cards. Here's what we really want to say.


4 Steps For Dealing With Terrible Friends

Sometimes you become friends with someone before you know their true nature.


6 Things Juggalo Culture Teaches Us About Trump

Political scientists are going to work for years to figure out how Trump got elected. They should look at the Juggalos.


Why There Are No Winners When You Wear A Sexy Cosplay Outfit

Even when surrounded by superheroes, being a cosplay can render one pretty helpless.


Apparently There's A 7 In The AM? 5 Horrid But Useful Habits

Some improvements are tough because they don't actually look like improvements from the outside.


7 Hilariously Badass Jobs (You Had No Idea Were Real)

These heroes went out and made their childhood dreams a reality.


4 Terrible Parts of Pop Culture (With Weird Bright Sides)

Everything is terrible. But some things actually have pretty encouraging silver linings.


I Woke Up Blind: 5 Dark (And Drunk) Realities After Sight

Audrey and Lynsey both lost their eyesight. Here's what they told us about life when you suddenly can't see anymore.


5 Creepy Abandoned Places That'd Make Perfect Villain Lairs

As one of Cracked's foremost experts on budget villainy, I've compiled a handy list of badass abandoned structures you can pretty much just walk into and claim as your own.