There is good news happening these days; it's just that no one bothers giving it to you.
Sarah had to do all the actual legwork of ruining people's lives. Here's what she told us.
After these pictures are taken, the people in them were free to do whatever it is they were doing before history stole their souls. This is what happened after ...
Ready to settle down and left without any other (legal) options, Matthew agreed to go along with the wedding.
The jobs would make the devil's butthole tighten involuntarily.
Even when surrounded by superheroes, being a cosplay can render one pretty helpless.
Some improvements are tough because they don't actually look like improvements from the outside.
These heroes went out and made their childhood dreams a reality.
Everything is terrible. But some things actually have pretty encouraging silver linings.
Audrey and Lynsey both lost their eyesight. Here's what they told us about life when you suddenly can't see anymore.
As one of Cracked's foremost experts on budget villainy, I've compiled a handy list of badass abandoned structures you can pretty much just walk into and claim as your own.