Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Apocalyptic Realities Working At A Dying Chain Restaurant
5 Apocalyptic Realities Working At A Dying Chain Restaurant

Things are positively tragic when a failing business is a festive family restaurant.

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Here Are The Brave Soldiers Trump Just Banned From America
Here Are The Brave Soldiers Trump Just Banned From America

Sorry, folks, we're busy making America great again over here. Stay safe!

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So Are We Allowed To Just Punch Nazis Now? It’s Complicated
So Are We Allowed To Just Punch Nazis Now? It’s Complicated

Is it ok to randomly punch a Nazi? This is the question that plunged the Cracked staff into the chaos of relatively polite disagreement.

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6 Shocking Ways The World Works (Nobody Told You About)
6 Shocking Ways The World Works (Nobody Told You About)

Big business has all sorts of tricks and schemes to increase their profit share, and almost all of them make them look like a waxily mustachioed cartoon villain.

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5 Seemingly Insane Survival Tips That Actually Work
5 Seemingly Insane Survival Tips That Actually Work

Here are a few tips for surviving certain disaster which, tragically, came too late to save poor, majestic Reader No. 42287.

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 7 Horrible Things You Won’t Believe Have Cartoon Mascots
7 Horrible Things You Won’t Believe Have Cartoon Mascots

While some organizations have tried to distract people with weird mascots, there aren't enough Tony the Tigers in the world that can make people forget all this.

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5 Realities Of US Courts They Don’t Show On Law & Order
5 Realities Of US Courts They Don’t Show On Law & Order

Defense lawyers just can't cut a break with society.

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4 Surprising Things You Learn After Considering Suicide
4 Surprising Things You Learn After Considering Suicide

A few years ago, I stood on the corner of a major intersection and seriously thought about throwing myself into traffic.

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7 True Crimes Solved By Twists Too Ridiculous For Network TV
7 True Crimes Solved By Twists Too Ridiculous For Network TV

Sometimes a lawbreaker executes a crime so flawlessly that you literally have to be Sherlock to solve it.

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6 Bizarre Realities Of Life In A Town Owned By Disney
6 Bizarre Realities Of Life In A Town Owned By Disney

'Florida' and 'utopia' go together like orange juice and toothpaste.

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4 Annual Things We All Forget To Prepare For Every Year
4 Annual Things We All Forget To Prepare For Every Year

Maybe pencil this stuff in for next year.

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Stuff From College (And How Long It Stays With You) [Chart]
Stuff From College (And How Long It Stays With You) [Chart]

If there's one thing we know a lot about, it's college. Or, back when we were in college, we knew a lot about it. Nowadays, not so much.

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6 Famous Literary Quotes Everyone Uses Exactly Wrong
6 Famous Literary Quotes Everyone Uses Exactly Wrong

At this point, using these quotes correctly would confuse people.

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7 Pieces Of Good News About Huge Stories (No One Told You)
7 Pieces Of Good News About Huge Stories (No One Told You)

There is good news happening these days; it's just that no one bothers giving it to you.

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5 Things You Only Learn About America Foreclosing On Homes
5 Things You Only Learn About America Foreclosing On Homes

Sarah had to do all the actual legwork of ruining people's lives. Here's what she told us.

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