Cracked Archive - Weird World
Things are positively tragic when a failing business is a festive family restaurant.
- By Evan V. Symon
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- January 28, 2017
Sorry, folks, we're busy making America great again over here. Stay safe!
- By Robert Evans
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- January 27, 2017
Is it ok to randomly punch a Nazi? This is the question that plunged the Cracked staff into the chaos of relatively polite disagreement.
- By Katie Goldin, Aaron Kheifets
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- January 26, 2017
Big business has all sorts of tricks and schemes to increase their profit share, and almost all of them make them look like a waxily mustachioed cartoon villain.
- By E. Reid Ross
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- January 26, 2017
Here are a few tips for surviving certain disaster which, tragically, came too late to save poor, majestic Reader No. 42287.
- By Blair Dodge, Ivan Farkas, Luke Miller
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- January 26, 2017
While some organizations have tried to distract people with weird mascots, there aren't enough Tony the Tigers in the world that can make people forget all this.
- By JM McNab
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- January 24, 2017
Defense lawyers just can't cut a break with society.
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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- January 23, 2017
A few years ago, I stood on the corner of a major intersection and seriously thought about throwing myself into traffic.
- By Mark Hill
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- January 22, 2017
Sometimes a lawbreaker executes a crime so flawlessly that you literally have to be Sherlock to solve it.
- By Micky McMichaelson
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- January 22, 2017
'Florida' and 'utopia' go together like orange juice and toothpaste.
- By Evan V. Symon
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- January 21, 2017
Maybe pencil this stuff in for next year.
- By Ian Fortey
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- January 20, 2017
![Stuff From College (And How Long It Stays With You) [Chart]](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/1/6/9/595169.jpg?v=2)
If there's one thing we know a lot about, it's college. Or, back when we were in college, we knew a lot about it. Nowadays, not so much.
- By Jose Canyusi
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- January 20, 2017
At this point, using these quotes correctly would confuse people.
- By Luke Miller
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- January 19, 2017
There is good news happening these days; it's just that no one bothers giving it to you.
- By Jonathan Milward, Mike Bedard, Ivan Farkas
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- January 18, 2017
Sarah had to do all the actual legwork of ruining people's lives. Here's what she told us.
- By Robert Evans
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- January 18, 2017
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