There are no Illuminati. There are no puppet masters. It's just a bunch of idiots like us.
Proper planning prevents piss-poor performance. And, believe us, some organizations have taken that to an extreme that makes us both respect and fear them.
Some sweaters can put you in a sealed, red HR folder.
Fair warning, you're likely to get triggered.
The Autobahn is a lot more metal than we imagined.
It isn't easy to hide a joke in the Periodic Table, but it happened.
If you had to disappear, could you do it?
It took a long time for the most famous holidays to get their acts together and stop being inexplicably terrifying.
Over two million Muslims make the journey to Mecca each year That's a lot of people doing something we know nothing about.
All the topics we used to count on to maintain the slightest veneer of civility now inevitably lead us to the danger zone.
The only thing stopping America from being run by a single corporate overlord is the several other corporate overlords vying for the position.
Seriously, tell us we're not overthinking these.
Private investigator is right up there with astronaut or professional cyborg as the job we all wanted to do as kids.