Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Groups You Think Control The World (Are Shockingly Weak)

There are no Illuminati. There are no puppet masters. It's just a bunch of idiots like us.


6 Shockingly Grim Disaster Plans (You Had No Clue Existed)

Proper planning prevents piss-poor performance. And, believe us, some organizations have taken that to an extreme that makes us both respect and fear them.


9 Ugly Holiday Sweaters That Will Ruin Any Office Party

Some sweaters can put you in a sealed, red HR folder.


5 Small Problems Way More Frustrating Than They Should Be

Fair warning, you're likely to get triggered.


No Open Casket Funeral For You: Realities Of The Autobahn

The Autobahn is a lot more metal than we imagined.


5 Really Stupid Jokes Hidden In Really Smart Places

It isn't easy to hide a joke in the Periodic Table, but it happened.


How To Disappear Completely (By A Fugitive Still On The Run)

If you had to disappear, could you do it?


6 Holiday Traditions From History So Creepy We Killed Them

It took a long time for the most famous holidays to get their acts together and stop being inexplicably terrifying.


The Dystopian Realities Of The Modern Pilgrimage To Mecca

Over two million Muslims make the journey to Mecca each year That's a lot of people doing something we know nothing about.


5 Topics That Used To Be Small Talk (And Start Fights Now)

All the topics we used to count on to maintain the slightest veneer of civility now inevitably lead us to the danger zone.


5 Bizarre Groups That Run Entire Foreign Countries

The only thing stopping America from being run by a single corporate overlord is the several other corporate overlords vying for the position.


Why Visiting Friends With Pets Is A Nightmare

I've drawn a line in the sand when it comes to my friends' pets, and I feel like their feelings are mutual.


So You Want To Go Back In Time And Fix History

So you can help? You can send me back to stop this?


6 Kids Books With Not-Even-Hidden F**ked Up Messages

Seriously, tell us we're not overthinking these.


5 Things You Learn About People As A Private Investigator

Private investigator is right up there with astronaut or professional cyborg as the job we all wanted to do as kids.