When traveling in Germany, refuse the temptation to open any windows.
There are real folks out there who, when danger came a-knocking, mustered the mental steel to uppercut danger in its stupid idiot face.
What's actually fake news is thinking Donald Trump coined the idea of 'fake news.'
Despite the wheelchair, there are some aspects of my life that have been noticeably improved.
War is terrible, but our popular culture is obsessed with it for a reason -- the history of warfare is full of great, weird stories.
There comes a time in every man, woman and minotaur's life when the bond that linked you in a pretty significant way gets frazzled and snaps like the logic center of a Flat Earther's brain.
If you're worried about your information getting sold, maybe never get a driver's license.
Despite what Google says, you're never in the wrong if you buy your dog stylish sunglasses.
For people hoping Donald Trump will get the boot, the guy behind is kind of also super terrible.
We're pretty sure people alive in BCE would've messed their robes if they had to deal with this stuff.