Disney costumes are precious. Their employees' crotches, not so much.
Quick, find a pharaoh to drown.
Sometimes the things we're done with retire to very strange places.
Giving hipsters a bad name.
Flunking out of the University of Life.
We didn't need another reason not to fly right now, but here's a pretty good one.
If you can't type anything nice, don't type nothing at all.