Cracked Archive - Weird World
12 Inane and Petty Things Done to Appease Rich Assholes
Sorry, but my spiritual advisor says this 747 is bad luck!
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- By Andres Diplotti, Jay L'Ecuyer
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13 Bizarre Bits Of Trivia That Slaked Our Ceaseless Thirst For Knowledge For One Brief, Blessed Moment
Not even Toblerone is safe anymore.
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- By JhallComics, Andrea Meno
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12 People Who Retaliated Against Minor Slights in Petty and Over-the-Top Ways
Zach Braff once assaulted a preteen because he thought he vandalized his car.
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- By Andrea Meno, Andres Diplotti
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5 Surefire Ways to Piss Off Your Bartender, According to Bartenders
Oh lord, not the egg whites
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- By Eli Yudin
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13 Bits Of Trivia That Lit Up Long-Forgotten Neural Pathways In Our Brains
Aber-clam Lincoln lives.
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- By Andrea Meno, JhallComics
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5 Millionaires Who Suffered Ignominious Deaths
‘Wait. With my money, I though I’d live forever!’
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- By Ryan Menezes
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15 Nibbles of Trivia That Landed in Our Paths This Week
Here’s the story of the worst way anyone ever woke up
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- By Ryan Menezes
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14 Bits Of Trivia That Blasted Our Thalami Like It Was Leg Day For The Brain
Anyone who has tasted the sweet nectar of Baja Blast knows it’s worth coming out of a coma for.
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- By Reba C, Andres Diplotti
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12 People Who Were Punished For Doing A Great Job
We hope this doesn’t deter you from your solid work ethic!
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- By JhallComics, Jay L'Ecuyer
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5 Crimes That Turned Out to Be Completely Impossible
The bad news is just because it’s impossible doesn’t mean they can’t jail you
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- By Ryan Menezes
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12 Mythbusting Moments Necessary Because of Baby Boomers
Blame boomers for the Bermuda Triangle.
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- By Andres Diplotti, Andrea Meno
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Historic Donations That Sound Insane But Are Actually Pretty Useful
To be honest, 2,000 tons of chicken wasn’t really nearly enough
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 Silly Rules for Important Jobs
Space may be the final frontier, but it’s not the Wild West
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- By Eli Yudin
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15 Bits Of Trivia That Spelunked Down Into The Deepest, Darkest Crypts Of Our Memory Palace
The oldest cat on record drank coffee, but… we don’t recommend that.
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- By Reba C, JhallComics
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6 Delicious Revenge Plots That Are Really Only Deliciously Pathetic
Sometimes, revenge is a dish best not served at all
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- By Ryan Menezes
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