14 Bits Of Trivia That Blasted Our Thalami Like It Was Leg Day For The Brain
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Greetings, Earthlings and extraterrestrial beings! Get ready for a cosmic ride through some of the most bizarre and hilarious facts the universe has to offer. From Richard Pryor's scandalous upbringing to a man's deep love for Taco Bell after waking from a coma, we've got all the fun facts in the knowable universe. Learn about the dolphin who tried to sexually assault his researcher roommate, Socrates' hatred of reading, and even how some people can menstruate out of their belly button. You’d have to be an alien who has come to kill us all, take over our planet and put a select few of us in a human zoo not to love these fun facts! AND YOU’RE NOT ARE YOU? YOU LEGALLY HAVE TO TELL US IF YOU ARE. THAT’S THE LAW YOU SPACE, CRETIN!
Anyway! Put on your fun fact space suit and get ready to blast off into a galaxy of laughter and absurdity with these outta this world factoids!
Monumental Mistake
![CRACKED GEORGE WASHINGTON WAS VERY CLEAR НЕ DIDN'T WANT A MONUMENT. Washington thought it would be a poor use of public money - so they waited until a century after he died to do it anyway.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/4/7/891347.jpg)
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Consumption Chic
![CRACKED RAMPANT TUBERCULOSIS RESULTED IN SHORTER SKIRTS. At the turn of the 20th century, people believed that long skirts dragged in whatever they thought caused tuberculosis, so hemlines became shorter.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/4/6/891346.jpg)
Very Bad Title
![CRACKED VERY BAD TRIP (HANGOVER) NARVER ERIS PICTURES MESSER - ME LEGENDARY PICTURES - GREEN HA VER BAD THIP THE BRASILE COOPER ED HEL MS - - - ПОСТКО 20% - ID QUED IN FRANCE, AMERICAN MOVIES HAVE SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT ENGLISH TITLES. The Hangover became Very Bad Trip, and The Other Guys became Very Bad Cops.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/4/3/891343.jpg)
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The French Keep Translating American Movie Posters From English to Dumber English
Baja Blast Straight To The Veins
![CRACKED IN 2018, A MAN'S FIRST WORDS UPON WAKING FROM A COMA WERE TACO BELL. Doctors believe this was because he, um, wanted Taco Bell. EST 1 TAC B](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/4/5/891345.jpg)
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Teen Comedies
![CRACKED SETH ROGEN BEGAN WRITING SUPERBAD WHEN НЕ WAS 13. Не and co-writer Evan Goldberg were inspired to write it after seeing a movie they thought was so bad that they could do better.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/4/1/891341.jpg)
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Dumb Smart People
![CRACKED SOCRATES THOUGHT READING WAS STUPID. Не fervently believed face to face learning and discussion were the only way to learn effectively.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/4/0/891340.jpg)
Haha Hoo Ha House
![CRACKED RICHARD PRYOR GREW UP IN A BROTHEL RUN BY HIS GRANDMOTHER. Не also had an affair with Marlon Brando.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/3/8/891338.jpg)
'Family Guy' Fun Facts
![CRACKED WILLIAM H. MACY AUDITIONED TO VOICE BRIAN IN FAMILY GUY. Also, Meg Griffin was originally voiced by Lacey Chabert of Mean Girls fame.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/3/6/891336.jpg)
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20th Television
British Humor
![CRACKED BRITISH PEOPLE DON'T LIKE TED LASSO. In fact, more Americans watch soccer than British people watch Ted Lasso 18 - а show entirely based in their country. A.P.G.NICK](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/4/2/891342.jpg)
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And You Are?
![CRACKED MORE PEOPLE ARE GOING FACE BLIND. Face blindness, the inability to recognize people in your everyday life, was originally thought to affect 2% of the population. However, new studies suggest it might affect 1 in 33 people in a lesser form.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/3/9/891339.jpg)
The Dolphin Code
![CRACKED TRYING TO TEACH A DOLPHIN TO TALK RESULTED IN IT BECOMING A SEX OFFENDER. In 1958, a research team had a female researcher live in a partially flooded house with a dolphin. They hoped recreating the human mother/child dynamic would result in the dolphin learning to talk - however, it just tried to sexually assault her a bunch.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/4/4/891344.jpg)
Ancient Evil Corporations
![CRACKED MODERN MEGACORPS CAN'T HOLD A CANDLE TO SOME OLD-TIMEY COMPANIES. Adjusted for inflation, there are at least three corporations that were far more profitable than any enterprise currently in business today. Shocker, at least two were slavery-based.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/3/7/891337.jpg)
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Belly Button Babies
![CRACKED IT IS POSSIBLE TO MENSTRUATE OUT OF YOUR BELLY BUTTON. It's called umbilical endometriosis, and is very rare.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/3/4/891334.jpg)
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More Police, More Problems
![CRACKED A MIDDLE SCHOOLER SUCCESSFULLY IMPERSONATED A POLICE OFFICER. In 2009, a 14-year-old from Chicago worked an entire shift (even assisting in an arrest) before anyone realized he was a kid.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/3/5/891335.jpg)
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