Make sure you check your ride receipts.
You were never going to see these guys in 'Infinity War.'
Most religious practices look kind of ridiculous out of context ... Let's go ahead and make fun of them now.
With popularity comes people trying to cash in on that popularity.
Also, the guy behind this 80-year-old scam had a super cool name.
Let's take a dive into the dark, dumb waters of NXIVM.
Terrible people are not unique to the internet.
Los Angeles has traffic, New Orleans has hurricanes, and Cleveland has a deep existential malaise from which few escape.
The modern citizen must always be properly prepared for the worst.
In the absence of man, nature returns.
Whatever you think the kids are doing these days is probably wrong.
This will all make sense in a minute.
It turns out we've always been this dumb.